Warung Patah Hati & Dewan Kuliah Cinta - Brunei

warungpatahhati corner.

2009-07-18T19:05:00.001+08:00

teaser: "cinta Terlarang"

2009-07-18T16:52:00.003+08:00

enjoy watching dude....the new post

"cinta terlarang" will be post soon...

sun to shine

2009-07-16T12:49:00.000+08:00

marriage

2009-07-13T22:54:00.001+08:00

Understanding Part 1~

2009-06-05T22:09:00.004+08:00

Hello readers… how r u…??? today I’m gonna talk about tabiat urg becinta di Brunei and why they failed in becinta… btw this are not the only factors why they failed but I just wanted u to know when there is no understanding between you and ur partner, ur relationship won’t work… Ok just imagine a car… The engine is in good condition but it runs out of fuel.. Will the car move?? For me understanding ur partner needs and emotion is like ingredients that u need to mix with ur love life.

1st Case: One of my fren came to me last 3 days… His name is Haji Badul (nama eksen)… Haji Badul is a very nice guy.. very funny and gorgeous… He works as an engineer… He has beautiful GF. And wat else..??? yang penting his life is OK lah… but he has one problem… He works at offshore as an engineer supervisor… He has a lil bit time for his family and GF.. At night after worked her GF asked him to call her.. Yeah he did do that but he was too tired… sometimes he slept during his GF talking to him on phone..!!! (Allahuakbar lalah jua tu) His GF is so disappointed with him… Their relationship last for only 1 yr plus..

2nd case: My fren name si Kamis (nick name nya MiRC) kiddin Lols… Also a good guy… His GF ani taste bis babu lah katakan. Ever since he furthers his study in one the college in Bandar Seri Begawan his relationship is in turmoil… His GF became more sensitive and capat marah.. Then one day there is a girl (classmate si kamis ) borrow kamis's HP charger di kelas. Later that night he went to Gadong with his GF si Masnah (nama GF si kamis di Kampung) lols.. Then this lady( the one who borrow his Hp charger) SMS si kamis saying “thank u…” Then start tia beceramah si Masnah ani..!!! “..eh mis kegatalan jua kau ani!!!! Inda dapatkah kau suruh ia minjam tempat urg lain…???? Kenapa kan u ani kan cari kelaie saja ni kan??? HAH!!!! Lanji bini2 atu. Mana number HP nya. Aku becakap sama ia!!!”. Kamis was stunned and very sad because their relationship almost 3 yrs sudah!!! Then few months after that incident they broke up!! Si Kamis can’t take it anymore… Huh wat a life…

Actually I got plenty of stories like above but it’s almost the same. When u don’t understand ur partner emotions and needs ur relations won’t going smooth. Like the first case (kes si Haji Badul) He had a hectic life. He works so hard to earn money but his GF don’t understand his situation!!!. Can his GF think logically how is it life as an engineer? If Haji Badul deosn’t work what can he gives to his family and GF?? INdakan bagi makan batu kali rite??? But when we look at his GF’s side it's not fair for her (sunyi kali ah)… Even though Haji Badul’s life is busy but he MUST finds times to talk to her because I knew true love need sacrifice. Auwwww…. LOLs but it’s true kali ah… At first masa becinta didn’t u ever promised to ‘love ur partner forever’ UHUKs Uhuks (nasib jua inda ku sampat janji hari atu LOLs kiddin) NOW mana tia janji atu?????

Take a look at second case. Kamis has problems regarding his GF's attitude towards him. Inda dapat sedikit abis si Kamis kana Marah. Even kawan si kamis kana call oleh GF nya sal luan penjelez (adakah patut!!!) Actually GF si Kamis love si Kamis berabis but She doesn’t know how to express her love. So she tried to be very protective but eventually it hurts both of them. So in my opinion UNDERSTANDING our partner’s emotion is a MUST. btw that's all for now. This is only part 1 so in part 2 i'll gives all of u some tips how to understand ur partner c ya ;) (to be continue...)

Memilih Pasangan~

2009-05-15T00:26:00.003+08:00

Hi all… It’s been a while that I Haven’t update this blog.. I knew some of u is disappointed with us.. We would like to apologize for that mistake… As u know we currently studying in uni so assignments, projects and exams are being part of our life so paham2 sajalah ;) It was hectic but we are ready to go now…

Ok for the first post in May I would like to talk about choosing partner… Memilih BF or GF or Bakal Isteri or Suami… Phewittt~ LOLs… I still remember when my Auntie, Granpa and Granma said to me “… Lai bisai2 memilih ‘kawan’ atu…” I was smiled that time but still I don’t get it… Now living life as an adult I know how crucial that conversation was!!!

My frens came to me and told their stories.. They having all these problems such as GF cemburu tahap DEWA, BF bescandal sama Janda (no offense), Cinta 3 segi, BF panas baran (inda dpt sikit abis GF kana tampar) , be’couple’ sama tunang org (allahuakbar), kan be GF baru tapi betunang sudah, bakal tunang tidur rumah bini2 lain etc… Whoa~ wat a life… I know they have their own reasons why they do such things but don’t u ever think that this problems can be avoided at early stage.. Apa nya urg “… mencegah lebih baik dari merawat…” macam iklan Kesihatan saja but it’s true kali ah…!!! Do u agree with me…???

So for warga singles out there or just being singles or batah sudah single uhuks uhuks here is the tips for memilih pasangan (this is what I got from my readings, stories that I’ve heard and info from internet)

Diriwayatkan oleh Imam Ibnu Majah, dari Abu Hurairah radhiallahu 'anhu, Rasulullah shallallahu 'alaihi wasallam bersabda, maksudnya: "Apabila datang kepada kamu peminang yang engkau puas hati dengan akhlaknya dan agamanya, maka kahwinkanlah dia. Jika tidak kamu lakukan, maka akan berlaku fitnah di atas muka bumi, dan kerosakan yang berpanjangan".

There a few aspects that u need to consider before u choose ur partner… And the aspects are JENG JENG JENG~:

1) Agama dan Akhlak
2) Paras
3) Harta
4) Keturunan
5) Ilmu

The aspects that I mentioned above are only some of the aspects but of course there are more aspects that u need to consider before u choose ur partner… Agama (religion) is the most important aspect u need to see. I knew people out there including me hehe mesti meliat paras or muka dulu kan…??? Yeah I know it’s important because dari mata lah cinta itu turun ke hati phewittt~ but wats the point being with sumone when their agama and akhlak is not good…??? Bukan kah our GF and BF atu bakal menjadi pasangan hidup tani… Hidup is only temporary and one day when the time comes we’ll ‘call’ by Allah… We need partners that can guide us to have happy life in this world and di akhirat… That’s why Keturunan, Harta (properties) and Ilmu (knowledge) also became one of the important aspects u need to consider before u choosing ur partner…

At first becinta ani semua nya indah rite..???? But when u came to marriage life everything changes… U’ll see the true traits (tabiat) of ur partner when u married with them… (btw I’m not married yet but this is wat I’ve heard) or for the couples out there yang alum kawin, after 2 or 3 yrs wat happened??? Be’ulah’ tia DALENG tani atu… Ish ish ish… I knew ada yang OK but ada yang inda OK.. For Couples out there who lives a happy life “CONGRATULATIONS” but for the couples who has problems “DON’T PANIC”.. There is always solutions for that… Even I’m not giving the solutions here u can always go to the book store and buy some motivational books written by Dr.Fadzillah Kamsah, Dr.Hm Tuah and others… OK???

That’s all for tonite… Even this post is simple but I hope u can get some useful info here… C ya.. Bye ;)

Just a simple romantic idea~

2009-04-08T01:48:00.005+08:00

Hi guys.. how r u..??? Hehe.. ok today I want to talk about guys… To all guys out there this post is for you… Nowadays do u realized kah the time has changed?? All guys are busy doing their jobs and forget the very basic part of life mcm Memasak (cooking), menyasah baju (do laundry), menerikah baju (ironing) and all stuff yang women always do… It’s not dat I’m totally blaming guy for not doing all these stuff but at least u have some knowledge about this.. we never know one day nanti when u get married, ur wife is busy or maybe pregnant kah or pembantu rumah balik k negerinya pasal luan banyak kaja (kes inda tahan) or wat ever lah yang makes guy to do all this home stuff…

Why am I bringing up this topic??? Last week I was cooking with Chef. Club and Chef .Hearts from REVOLUSIMAGIK.BLOGSPOT.COM.. Actually they were my frens and we lived in same ‘apartment’ hehe… Even tho we cooked hantam2 saja but it’s still delicious (kes lapar pulang tu)… Then I was wondering, yeah why not a guy learn all this stuff when they were young…???? This basic stuff must be learnt because one day we (guy) need to do all this… Ok jua tu… I think it was COOL kali ah a guy knows how to memasak, menyasah etc…

NAMA MASAKAN: LEMON CHIX SENTUHAN JIWA

NAMA MASAKAN: UDANG DI LAUTAN ASMARA

Talking bout this memasak thingy… as u know sumtime we give a bunch of flowers to our GF, giving them chocolate or maybe teddy bear etc for a gift.. I know it’s sweet but why don’t we (guy) makes a lil bit of changes this time .. Actually I just wanna give some romantic ideas to guys out there… LOLs… Rather then giving them stuff like flowers or chocolate, why don’t u try invite them to ur home and have lunch or dinner with u… But the food is done by u (guy lah yang memasak untuk GF nya) U know it’s kind of personal gift jua tu… Kan??? To women out there.. Are u agree with me???

Dalam bercinta, the most important thing is we cherish every part and every moment with the one we love… Can u imagine u having lunch with ur GF.. then she says “.. oh Kekanda ku (aisehmen).. Thanks ah sal masakan me all this stuff… Nyaman kali ah (even inda nyaman they still say the food is delicious)..” They’ll be proud of you.. trust me, it’s rare to find a guys yang sweet mcm ani… If kamu inda pandai masak then start to do it… Saja~ sekali sekala buat kelainan… use google or youtube.com to learn all this stuff.. To guy out there, inda rugi to try a new stuff (but mesti yang baik lah).. If u want to learn memasak butter milk chix or nasi goring kah, or mee goring kah… u can go to night market in Gadong.. There u can see urg memasak… Ok guys ??? Selamat mencuba (macam rancangan memasak saja LOLs)

Oh me~ I ahen ahem you

2009-03-25T02:55:00.008+08:00

Hello people. How are you doing? Im pretty happy now that we have affiliation, well you can call it a partner if you want, with the magician in Brunei. How cool is that! the link is www.revolusimagik.blogspot.com I know the authors personally. They are bunch of guys who smiles 24/7 and takes things easy. Apart from that, hengsem kali ah durang ani. Rugi tah bini-bini yg reject durang. hehehe....

Ok back to main stream, I was browsing my personal picture and thinking of where is the perfect place for a date? This bugs my mind for some hours. The picture caught my eye is this...

Just imagine walking down this lane with fluffy thick jacket and walking beside you the person you love so much, the scenery adds up to the fire of love. Not to mention the girl say "Abang Sameon... alai bebeh kesajukan..." You know what to do right *wink*

Ok.. enough of that. The other day I was thinking, what is the suitable age for marriage? I know there is no specific or conclusive age which all agreee with, but you know, I dont to be left out. karang kana panggil ahli Alif Ba Ta which means... Angkatan Bujang Tua. LOL! My colleague and I did post up some ideas as how to handle this matter, though no specifically, but it can guide you to the answer. One thing that people must realise, circumstances are diffrent from one couple to another. Some kawin awal because they can afford it and bacause they achieve success early in their life (depends how you interpret success, but definitely sittinng on the pelamin is no way a success. hahaha...). Some kawin late because of too much responsibility which need a full attention without realising their inner sould needs another heart to grow. Whatever it is, im sure you know how to handle it.

Before I go, I just want to share with you this picture. Im not sure how significant it is to the blog but just for the sake of sharing i post it up.

Its a syringe people! tapi apa isi nya.. hmm.. let me tell you. Its secret. I made it from scratch of ketumbar, mambangan, tapai bangas campur bahan yg tidak dapat dikongsi.. ia menjadi... HAC -Hormon Anti Cinta. hahaha!! Kelebihan nya adalah 1- Kepada org yg inda mau becinta, injik tia dlm badan supaya nada prasaan cinta ataupun 2- Kalau ada sudah gf/tunang/bini (inda temasuk scandal) injik jua dalam badan supaya inda jatuh cinta arh org lain lagi. So that means the special one remains in the heart forever. Chewah!~ hahaha!!!

Take care people.

Till then.... bye.

27 things your perfect guy would do.

2009-03-15T05:04:00.002+08:00

1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down .

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give you the remote control during the game .

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you .

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages .

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of love .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious .

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious .

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts .

16. Smile a lot .

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 .

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing , even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor .

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason .

26.. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
27. He would always give you a kiss on the lips and a hug when you have to go

i love you baby~~

Appreciate The One You Love~

2009-03-14T18:49:00.005+08:00

Hi guys. I’m back… Okay how was everyone? Alhamdulillah the weather in Brunei in the past few weeks is good… Okay today I’m gonna talk about appreciating someone… Why I bring up this topic tonite…??? Sumthing happened to me last week… And I realize that when u have someone who’s loving u please appreciate them cause once u lose them it’s sooo Hard to get it back… TRUST ME u don't want this to happen to u rite…??? Cause this mistake gonna be sooo expensive!!! Becareful in wat u do….

Ok lah, I don’t want to waste anymore time… So I just get into the story… This story is between a couple name si Haji Munap (not his real name) and his Girlfriend si Jauyah Lampui (not real name too). Haji Munap and his fren (si Kecekak) came to me and asked for consultation last week. Actually I knew Hj Munap has problems cause he is also one of my good friend. Hj Munap is a good guy, loyal to his GF, doing anything that a BF suppose to do, caring etc… But Jauyah Lampui is different. From the stories I heard, she was EVIL!!! She has diseases called PEMANAS TAHAP LANGIT mixed with JELOUSY TAHAP DEWA!!! At first I didn’t believe wat my frens have said cause I never meet her. Then what happened to me last week is BEYOND MY EXPECTATION!!!!

Ok Back to the story… Then Hj Munap meet me up in my room. His face looked pale and stressed. I asked him wat had happened to him and he told me “ …Prof.Ucing, Aku inda tahan lagi dengan sikap my GF si Jauyah Lampui atu… Pemanas hantap bah sampai inda lagi aman hidup ku… Abis bah kana control idup ku ani… Sedih ku Prof.Ucing, sampai ‘menempiling’ aku ani mcm makan nasi sudah bagi nya!!! Tapi dalam setahun ani aku diam saja. Inda dapat salah sikit tarus menempiling. Kali tu aku kan putus sama ia, kan bunuh diri tia pulang abis tangan nya di karat2 nya pakai cutter…!! Inda abis atu, handle pintu keta ku lagi patah oleh nya. Katanya atu amaran pertama, amaran kedua is pacah ceramin keta.. Cuba tah kau pikir Prof.Ucing!! Aku ani macam nada maruah bah sudah…” then my other fren and I calm him down. I said to myself “this girl is a beast… She act like Kana rasuk hantu si IDRUS yang di STPRI”. After that My Fren si Kecekak and I give him a few suggestions. Hj Munap follow wat we said. Cut the story short Hj Munap broke up with Jauyah Lampui.

The real story is 2 days after that. That day I wake up at 12 noon. Dr.Hearts wake me up then he told me “…Prof.Ucing Ada bini2 bah naik k atas (at our ‘apartment’) gila jua tu hahaha (evil laugh)…” I thought maybe that girl just wants to visit her cousin then I went to the toilet. On my way, I heard a girl screaming. I run to upstairs. Then I see this girl screaming. OMG Jauyah is Mengamuk at Hj Munap’s room… She screamed like crazy and Hj Munap try to cool her down “…Jauyah adang tah, bawa mengucap…” and u know wat she said? “.. Hj Munap kau yang patut mengucap…!!!” Ok fine~

After that I told Hj Munap to came out of his room… Hj Munap and I talk outside the corridor… A few minutes after that Jauyah came out and bring a scissor. In front of us she put the scissor on her neck!!! “.. oi Hj Munap Kau mahu aku mati kan??? MATI TAH KU NI..!!!” She screamed!!! It was a very heart pounding moment when u see sumone tries to commit suicide in front of u!!! Can u imagine that??? I called the security guards and tell wat happened… Not enough of trying to commit suicide that lady take off her baju kurong!!! She was totally crazy…!! “.. biar tah aku ni durg ucap pelacur…!!!” That was she said as I remembered… After 15 mins the security guards came up and everything settle down..

The story hasn’t end.. On Thursday (the day after that incident) Hj Munap goin back to his Kampung… Some of us also going to Hj Munap’s house to help him to explains wat had happened to his mother… On our way to Hj Munap’s village, Hj Munap SMS us that Jauyah was at his home!!! So we zoomed to his home… At his Home that girl once again MENGAMUK and try to commit suicide… She told Hj Munap’s mother that we r the one who instigate (menghasut) Hj Munap to break up with her…!!! I smile cause I know that there is no point of arguing with her and then she screamed at me “… OI PROF UCING STOPPED THAT IBLIS SMILE…SIAL KAU” ok fine..!!! Actually I was angry but I try to control myself… Later that day Jauyah’s sister came to pick her up and they officially broke up… After that day until today Jauyah begging to Hj Munap to give her last chance and she promise to change herself but Hj Munap’s heart already closed!!! Sorry Lah~

The moral of the story is please appreciate someone who loves u…!!! When the person u love gone then u’ll realize how important they r in ur life… Every day of our life is truly a gift, and the time we spend with the people we love is precious… That’s all.. c ya…

Don't give up~

2009-02-24T19:02:00.007+08:00

HI everyone…. I’m back.. I know it’s been a while dat I haven’t post anything.. Last week I promised that I’ll post a new topic rite?? Sorry.. I’ve been busy doing some works and projects in KL.. It was hectic for me.. Btw I’m in Star Hill Kuala Lumpur rite now… I’m meeting some of my friends from Malaysia and Singapore. I’m staying in one of the hotels in Star Hill… My Friends and I were lived in a room at 16th floor..!!! WOW the scenery from my room’s balcony was spectacular… It was amazing… I can see the Petronas Twin tower from here… I write this post at my room’s balcony while having coffee in the middle of the nite… Whoa it sooo peaceful…

Ok today I’m gonna talk about give up... I have a chit chat with my fren yesterday… and he says that “…Prof.Ucing... never giv up…!!!” and I was wondering… Yeah, It’s true wat he said… This principle can be applied into every aspects of our life… In education, family, job, or even love life

Let me give u an example… Let say u in relationship rite now… Sumthing goes wrong… Don’t get mad… I know u were panic but cool down bebeh… There is always a solution for ur challengers… God will always giv a way for those people who have patience… If u fall doesn’t mean that u have failed in ur life.. Get up and face it..!! I know it’s hard for some of u but when u think wisely if u do some bad stuff what will u get??? You have lost sumthing precious in ur life but doing some stupid thing after dat gonna make u even worse…!! My advice is never give up!! Do u think that doin some stupid things will solve ur problems??? I don’t think soooo~….

I remember my fren, he was dumped by a girl… His name is Datuk X (bukan nama sebenar) Datuk X was sooo angry because a girl name Datin Y (also bukan nama sebenar) dumped him… He was frustrated.. you know wat Datuk X did..??? He brought some of my frens using his car and went to Datin Y’s village… In front of Datin Y’s house with full of confidence (konfidansi lols) he LASING his car… He was laughing cause he was satisfied by wat he had done… he say to my frens “… Huahahaha (evil laugh) nah puas hati ku… Nyaman kau Datin Y kana kau sebiji…”(For your info this Datuk X has a disease so called BLACK DISEASE aka penyakit hitam) guess wat, not far from Datin Y’s house his car’s gear box is broken (pacah)… He was angry (abis seganap nini, mama and bapa Datin Y kana sumpah sampai ketua kampong ani pun di sumpahnya bah) I was wondering why did he do such a stupid thing…??? Think about this.. He loses the most precious girl in his life and now he had to pay for his car damaged… If he just stay in his house and start to think about the solution and never give up, dat incidence won’t happened.. He thought that his problem can’t be solved… It was pathetic…

Okay now I remember a story… This one is funny… Someone is waking me up in the middle of the nite (dalam 3 subuh atu lah)… “…Prof.Ucing bangun.. bangun~..” I woke up and opened the door… “..hey Haji Dol (bukan nama sebenar okay) Kenapa kau…??? Kan menjual sikui kau tangah2 malam ani membanguni aku..???!!!” (actually I was a lil bit angry cause he disturbs my dream LOLs…) Haji Dol look sad… His face picak like biawak kana langgar kerita… uhuk uhukz.. ROFL… Haji Dol said to me “… Prof.Ucing bulih ku gtau my GF yang aku sakit and payah kan benapas…???” I was stunned cause from wat I see Haji Dol was okay and that afternoon I saw he was laughing with his friends and now he was sick..!! Okay fine~.. I didn’t see any symptoms that he was sick and hard to breathe… I don’t want to disappoint him so I just SMS his GF saying dat Haji Dol is sick… Hmm this case is almost same like case above but the only different is Haji Dol’s case a bit lighter compare to Datuk X’s case… But Haji Dol give up in melayan his GF so he just asked me to txt His GF as if he gonna die dat nite.. So by doing dat his GF gonna pity him and stop Mengusut… That was wat I call Give Up Lului-luluian… Ah come on..

Even though u have problems, u shud find the answer and the solution… Don’t give up.. Take a look at si Haji Dol.. Kan mati ganya inda usul nya.. I hav a fren same case like Haji Dol but this one a lil bit thrill!!! He told his GF he gonna jumped off to the sea and if she don’t believe him, she can go to pantai X rite now…!!! His GF was worried and call me”… Prof.Ucing, BF ku si Kundo (bukan nama sebenar) kan terajun k laut.. Please.. tulung ku… I” U know wat… Like Hindustani hero I start my jeep then zoomed to the place that she mentioned.. But no one was there.. Then I asked si Kundo where he was… Panya he was at his room chatting… Ok fine~ Kundo was give up and dunno wat to do so he told his GF that he wanted to commit suicide…(kes give up lah ni)

So… the moral of the story is don’t give up in ur problems or challengers.. Everything can be solved… by doing Lului-luluian stuffs sometimes can make your condition even worse… Relax and take it easy okay….

p.s this post was made 3 days ago (21st February 2009) in Star Hill KL at 2.27 am…

Women's Secret Weapon~

2009-02-07T00:41:00.006+08:00

Hi all.. How was everyone??? Are u ok? Yeah it’s been raining since last 2 weeks… Oh men~ it was flooded everywhere… hope everyone is ok. Every time I looked at the rain I was thinking about tears (eyes water LOLs air mata in malay)… So I’m gonna talk about tears today… Never under estimate the power of tears… Do u want to know what is the secret behind those tears..??? It was a women’s secret weapon…
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Inside tears there was a power which I don’t know why it exists but yet it soooo powerful!!! Psychologist stated that men will ‘melts’ whenever they see a lady crying… I was amazed when I know that statement! But yeah it’s true… Men are vulnerable to tears. Men’s heart gonna be flooded. Men can’t stand if a lady cries in front of them… If u doesn’t believe it u can try… TRUST ME… Inside their heart they will say “OMG I’m melting…” (yang kan putus pun inda jadi bah oleh nya ROFL…)
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I was chatting with my friend few days ago. He told me a story. he tried to break up with his GF cause his GF suffered a disease called JELOUSY TAHAP DEWA… Then he say to me “ Prof.Ucing… Tahu kau hari atu… kan ku putusi sudah GF ku ani.. Inda ku tahan bah…” Then I asked him “napa kamu ani…??” then he said “ caya kau, baru engaged kajap HP ku sudah di tuduhnya aku betpun sama bini2 lain padahal nini ku nipun… Inda abis atu, hari atu ku jalan sama kawan ku yang bini2 di campus… Abis di jaling2nya kawan ku ah.. gila malu ku ya Allah.. pas atu aku lambat mereply SMS nya di tuduhnya aku be ‘scandal’ padahal aku di jamban nyaman2 ku ‘melabur’…” then I asked him again “gila tu eh… haha so cana tah?” then he say to me “ Panas hati ku atu.. ku jumpai tia GF ku ah… Ku gtau aku minta putus… kali tu bro… menangis ia dapan ku… pastu pigang nya kaki ku.. kesian ku nyamu… Cair ku ya allah… inda ku jadi putus”… Hmmm I said to myself “WOW that tears really have a power…"
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There was another story.. This one is from my friend si Brahim (not a real name)… he say to me “.. Prof Ucing… EX ku si Noyah (not a real name too) jumpa aku hari atu.” then I say “ so cana tah?? Kau jua ku dangar hari atu kan menerajang EX mu ani.. jadi tah kau menerajang???” Brahim look down and say to me “Gila bro.. inda ku jadi.. Panya, ia jumpa aku atu sal ia ada problem dengan BF baru nya… BF baru nya atu menipu ia ah.. adakah BF nya atu bescandal sama janda…” then I asked him “eh Brahim, gila tu… inda kau sakit hati??” they he say to me “.. Prof Ucing… tahu kau ia jumpa aku dalam keta ku. Sakit pulang hati ku atu.. tapi ia menangis bah time ia ceta kan atu.. bebanar ani bah menangis… mun aku ani tunduk2 bah .. inda ku sanggup meliat ia menangis atu sal cair ku bebanar mun aku ani pun kan menangis oleh nya gila jua tu…” OMG… I said… women are so powerful whenever they cry…
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To women out there… if u want to melt ur BF just use ur weapon aka tears LOLs just kiddin.. I just wanna tell everybody that tears are sooo powerful if it is real… For guys, control ur emotion lols… When u see ur GF crying be gentle and comfort them down… As u know women’s heart is so fragile…ok? That’s all for today… Take care and DRIVE SAFE…

p.s All men out there are vulnerable to tears except me LOLs just kiddin :p

Oh Life~

2009-02-01T17:16:00.004+08:00

Hi everyone… This is our first post on February.. How are you?? Awrite I just wanna talk about life... U know everybody has a story of their life… Some of u have a good one and a bad one… When u has a good past keep it up! The only challengers are for those who have bad experiences…

People try hard to delete all those memories.. I got a bad news and good news… The bad news is u can’t delete all those memories or format it like memory card or wat ever lols because our brain is not a computer… but the good news is u can change ur self for a better future… But the question is when? Sorry to say but u have to change NOW... yeah NOW.. Why now? WHY NOT?? ;)

Past is the Past bebeh… Wat happened to you in the past is not who u are.. it is who u were!!! Let it go… People talk to me and said “…payah bah Prof.Ucing, gila sejarah cinta ku kali ah bulih???…” Oh Man~ When it’s gonna kill u why are u still thinking about ur bad experiences… ??? LEARN FROM IT N MOVE ON!!! Marah dah ku tu p eksen ku.. LOLs.

I have a conversation with my fren last week… He told me about our fren who broke up with his fiancé only a few weeks before his wedding ceremony… Auuwww pity him.. After a few years he doesn’t wanna have any GF… He works in government sector… He has money, cars, friends etc... He told my fren he has a good life but there is ‘missing’ with his life.. And my fren ask him what is it??? He told him.. It’s LOVE…

He actually had moved on but still have those negative thinking about love… My frens… LOVE is beautiful.. LOVE is great… LOVE is amazing… It can turn our world around… I have fren… In the past his hair is a mess… It’s like the broken bee hives (sarang tebuan pacah) lols. My eyes sore whenever I looked at him... After he got a new GF.. Wow his hair is cool now.. Straighten kali ah bulih?? Uhuks uhuks.. I have another fren. Who had serious face (ter ‘cramped’ kali bah muka nya lols) Just kiddin.. After she got a new BF.. She has that pretty smile always coming out from her face.. oh sweet~…

Haha ok… now I remember a story (real story of course) told by my frenz… A story of a guy who has bad temper (pemanas tahap gaban) and his name is Bakar (nick name nya lols just kiddin)… a few yrs ago he was in love with this girl si Timah… but after doing his best he can’t get that girl… He was angry, his car became his victim… (abis ketanya di lasing2) LOLs… Then he meet my frenz and he said“…Ptuii sial lah si Timah ah… Baik pulang usulnya tapi PALSU… acting solehah lah, semayang inda tinggal lah, inda pandai keluar rumah lah, suka membaca kitab lah bla bla bla…” (abis keluar sumpah2nya sampai nini si Timah pun ampit kana sumpah) my frens try to cool him down. But he was uncontrollable.. At last he goin back to his home… “eeeeeetttttt….” (bunyi ketanya melasing )… My frens were stunned… He was frustrated for a few months… Nobody is brave enough to advise him cause they afraid they'll become his car… LOLs… A few months ago he was changed!!! Now he was a happy guy , he was okay with my frens, always joking around and he was JIWA2 rite now Auwwww…. I was wondering wat is happening to him??? My fren told me dat he was in relationship now… Ironically with the girl he was chasing last few yrs that is si TIMAH omg. TEEEET... This story is real!!! And I said to myself “Wow… Love is amazing!”

My friends, LOVE is one of the greatest GIFT given by Allah… We just wanna everybody to be happy… Keeping ur self in sadness won’t bring u any good… Learn from ur past and enjoy this life That’s all for today…

beauty-full...

2009-01-31T21:43:00.002+08:00

i'm spending all my time missing you~......

forgive me....

2009-01-27T04:37:00.004+08:00

since 1946...im sorry i cant live without you...

Forgiveness and Inner Peace~

2009-01-26T14:21:00.004+08:00

Hi everyone.. How are u??? Hope everyone is Allrite… Ok today I’m gonna talk about inner peace in general .I knew everyone have gone through bad times. Especially with our family and our love one…

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There is sooo many reasons why u are angry rite??.. err such as ur family is ignoring u, u’ve fighting with ur sister cause she don’t let u buy a Kaicok porridge (LOLs uhuks uhuks ) or u fighting with ur brother cause u borrowed his car without asking for his permission or ur dad angry at u, ur mum don’t let u goin to gambus Seragam Hitam or wat ever it is..

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Hmm for couples out there, I think there are billions of reasons why both of u fighting kan kan kan?? LOLs.. u r fighting with ur girlfren cause she went to the mall with her fren (atu pun~ lols) , ur BF’s hp was busy so u goin mad like u got that mad cow disease (Penyakit Kerbau Gila), Ur BF late replying ur Miss Call (ani biasa) wat else??? oh yeah… Ur GF have given a gift from her fren (lelaki g tu), Ur BF forgot to say “ I Lap U n Miss u babe” arah SMS (tahu jua ku lagi), Ur BF forgot ur anniversary (this is worst man !!! Jangan di cuba), Ur BF easi card abis (bah ani mental GF ni sal pikir nya BF nya betpun sama bini lain), Ur BF lambat memujuk (for GF yang penyamal), break up with ur BF or GF (this is more thrill bebeh) and more n more n more…

Wat ever happened out there even it was hard please be patience and forgive them I know some of u have problem such as their partner doing their mistakes over and over again… When the stress is too much then the chain will break rite..?? I hav a story.. This is from my fren si Limah (nama sebenar LOLs just kiddin).. “Prof.Ucing, my boipren atu bah mula2 bukan main ia mendangani aku, selalu sama2, setia arah aku mun sampai ada lipas di bilik ku sanggup bah ia jauh2 dari tutong mengantar Ridsect… Tapi masa ani kan mendangani aku k kadai runcit si Ghani pun inda ia mahu bah…ada Bini2 lain kali dangan nya…” said Limah to me n I asked her “ kan behapa kau k kadai runcit ah??” then she answer “membali cuklit kali ah bulih??… After a few days I meet her Boipren si Haji Kiprawi (nama eksen) “Hey Ji, Aku jumpa si Limah bah kemarin behari.. napa kan kamu ah” then he says “ Tahu kau, tiap2 hari muka nya saja, suruh itu lah, ini lah, kan membali cuklit lah, membali bawang lah, membali baja lah entah apa kah lagi. Tahu kau masa last week ia minta dgni k The Mall Gadong… Tahu kau apa di bali nya?? Aying Suya Bean saja se tin SASAK kU…” Ok who is wrong n who is right??? Nobody… In this cases one of them shud understand… I knew it was hard but when one of u stand up, be mature and say “I’m sorry” don’t u think it’s gonna make a difference?? Before ur problems go into some serious problem make sure u do sumthing… Understand what ur partner needs, be professional, be gentle and be honest… COME ON!!!

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For those couple who just break up or for those who is being dumped.. This is different story… I have a fren being dump and he said to me “Prof.Ucing.. ada ku jumpa ex ku tadi si Noyah (nama eksen).. sasak ku…” Then I asked him “ so cana tah..??” then he says “ eh bagi kan menerajang bah.. ada ku tampar muka nya atu. Pacah pulang saja pala nya karang.. eeeeh.. kajar2 sudah tangan ku tadi” Ok fine~ hey my friend… I know it’s hard for u to forgive someone right.. Trust me it won’t be easy but when u want inner peace, u want joy and when u want to live this life to the fullest… Forgive someone who is hurting u… Give them forgiveness… Be patience man… God always with us… refer to our post stress there is some techniques dat I gave how to forgive sumone...

Whenever u didn't forgive someone ur heart won’t have dat inner peace… Take a look in this world.. even tho it was flooded but after 3 days the water will withdraw back to river rite… Imagine a forest heavily burnt and everything was destroy after 3 days u’ll see small green plant just grow. The storm and rain heavily struck ur area but after a few days u’ll see a rainbows coming out rite… Even the problems is tooo heavy, u can’t stand it anymore just let it go.. (seems simple and hard to do but it's powerfull!!!)Even u r rite and they are wrong just let it go my fren… FORGIVE them.. Anything happened for a reason.. God has a plan for us (better plan of course).. If u do sumthing stupid, it won’t change the situation into good situation rite??… Trust me.. Let this world a Better Place to live.. Keep this life to the fullest.. let’s enjoy Our Life.. yeah ;)

materialipstick~~

2009-01-23T04:08:00.012+08:00

hai assalamualaikum smuaaaa...!!!! sorry for lambat mempost topic baru..kami masing2 bz dgn komitmen sendiri lately...soooo today i wanna membuat topic pasal materialipstick...kenapa saya membuat materalipstick ia kerana slalu nya sifat materialistik ni slalu dikaitkan dengan kaum perempuan...so aku sambung lahh material+lipstick...jadinya materialipstick..

sebelum menyentuh lebih jauh..ada baiknya saya menerangkan apa dia definisi materialistik atau materialisme ani...sifat materialisitik ini adalah salah satu sifat yang pada lazimnya ada pada setiap manusia....(tampar ku bila nada)...ianya juga adalah satu sifat yang mementingkan kebendaan,mengejar status tinggi,mengejar kemewahan,atau lumrah nya 'gila duit' dan apa saja yang berkaitan dengan kebendaan. selalunya...selalunya lah...not smua ok.... cara hidup materialistis ini adalah seperti mendewakan harta kerana usaha mereka mengumpulkan harta sebanyak2nya......

kebiasaannya juga...sifat materialsme ini dipandang serong oleh masyarakat2 negara kitani sndiri...byk faktor2 timbulnya sikap materialisme sama ada dari sudut negatif mahupun positif...contoh2 faktor negatif adalah seperti hasad dengki(nda dpt liat urg sanang),mengejar kemewahan(sedangkan gaji inda mewah), dan apa saja yang negatif rasa kamu eheh...so Faktor positif nya adalah seperti mengejar cita2 dan mengelakkan dari sifat meminta2...

disini saya ingin mengubah persepsi masyarakat bahawa materialisme ni bukanlah satu sifat buruk yang patut dihindari....saya tahu ada negatifnya tapiii..liat2 deh positifnya..dalam post saya kali ini..saya cuma menekankan (emphasize) arah positifnya kerana........faktor positif ni kurang xpose kepada kitani ani.....ada urg yang berstatus tinggi kadang2 sampai sanggup bujang kerana takut hartanya ganya kana gunai....1 of my bestfriend ada becerita mengenai pegawai2 ditmpatnya bekeraja...byk pegawai2nya bujangan..a.k.a bujang lapok...so bila bujang lapok lelaki lah tu ahh saya maksudkan...ok ceritanya pegawai2 ditmptnya bekeraja takut kan mencari pasangan hidup atas alasan takut harta kana kikis...maybe alasan kedua kali belum ada jodoh..bila kurang usaha..kuranglah jua jodohnya hahahha....yatah wut a lame reason banarnya...kenapa nda diliat positifff nya?????..

jadinya...kepada kaum lelaki..jgnlah sesuka hati kan melabelkan kaum2 perempuan atu gila harta,pisau cukur dan lain2 lagi...kerana materialistik ini ada satu daripada 'tuntutan hidup'. tutuntan hidup yang saya maksudkan adalah sebagai satu keperluan yang wajib ada pada diri kitani..kenapa saya mengatakannya sebagai 'tuntutan hidup'?...obviously dalam kehidupan seharian kitani memang byk mengunakan duit..tdur duit (bayar bil aircon),makan duit,becinta duit,frust punn kuar duit (mcm 1 of my bestfren jua...frust belanja urg hahaha...) dan segala2nya duit lah...even mati punn kluar duit bahh!!!..nda plg dibawa mati...tapi untuk makan2 si mati???...

so dgn sukacita saya maklumkan bahawa..materialisme ini bukanlahh salah satu sifat negatif..please be optimis man~~~ ...bila jua nda bekeraja tni hidup sanang...so kepada kaum wanita yang slalu menjadi mangsa keadaan jadi bahan ucapan materialistik..nda papa...dipersilakan demi kebahagiaan kamu jua,tapi janganlah terlampau high taste sampai terlalu memilih yang kaya dan akhirnya jadi ANDALUSIA (anak dara lanjut usia) ...apa2hal dalam dunia ni smua jua duit kan...jamban awam lagi bebayar...nada yg free...banar nya urg cinta yg tulus nda meliat harta...awu banar aku sokong...bah nada duit cmana kan buat majlis kawin????...atu yg tani pikirkan..tani nilai sama2...

sebelum sampai arah kesimpulan...pesan saya...bila memilih pasangan hidup pilihlah menurut apa yang dipandukan dalam islam iaitu memilih dari segi rupa,akhlak,harta dan keturunan....jadinya apa2hal tu sedang2 saja lah..jgn over.....one question untuk smua...kenapa urg kebanyakkannya belajar tinngi2 dgn alasan untuk gaji tinggi????....

nDengan demikian, cara hidup yang hanya mencari kekayaan rohani tanpa memikirkan kebendaan adalah cara hidup yang tidak digalakkan dalam konteks islam. ianya bertujuan jua untuk mencapai kebahagiaan hidup dunia dan akhirat. amin...

so sini ada saya sisipkan firman Allah untuk renungan kita bersama..seperti dalam Surah Al-Qashash ayat 77.

"Allah berfirman kira2 bermaksud “Dan carilah apa yang telah dianugerahkan Allah kepada mu (kebahagian)

dan janganlah kamu melupakan bahagian mu dari

(kenikmatan) duniawi dan berbuat baiklah (kepada orang lain)

sebagaimana Allah telah berbuat baik kepada mu. Dan janganlah kamu berbuat kerosakan di muka bumi

kerana sesungguhnya Allah tidak menyukai orang2 yang berbuat kerosakkan"

(Surah Al-Qashash:77)

oleh itu sebagai penutup tirai pada pertemuan kali ini bahawa....Kehidupan materalisme sekarang telah meletakkan apa yang kita miliki sebagai asas penghormatan manusia terhadap kita. Maka tidak salah memiliki segala-galanya asalkan kita tidak lupa diri, tidak berubah dan masih meletakkan ALLAH S.W.T sebagai Pemilik kehidupan.

ok c ya yaww~~ babaiiii

-since 1946...* **** ***-

i miss you~~...

2009-01-23T03:20:00.002+08:00

i wish....

2009-01-20T18:04:00.001+08:00

Forever Love

2009-01-18T02:08:00.001+08:00

Promise ~

2009-01-18T01:22:00.005+08:00

Hi everyone… It’s been a while we didn’t post a new topic.. anyway today I’m gonna talk about PROMISE (janji).. During my trip to KL, I went to Nando’s Restaurant in Star Hill… I love the place soo much and the food is great. Then, next to my table I saw this picture and the caption is very nice… It says:

Our Promise
My father taught me…
That nothing is
More important than
Keeping your promise…

I was wondering.. yeah It’s true.. 100 percent true! U know we always make promises to our partner (BF or GF) but sumtimes we keep on forgetting our promise! It was pathetic… Hey my friends, every time u make a promise please don’t be PALSU… Take a look when a guy txt his GF… “… baby.. Me sayang u sgt2… Banar ni inda tipu… I lap u 4eva” (awal2 ganya tu tahu jua ku lagi) ok Fine~ then when sumthing happened, the txt will change to “… baby.. I’m sorry.. me paksa concentrate arah my study.. payah gila wah.. iatah me kan putus sama u.. Hope u inda marah dengan keputusan me..” Alahma… wat a stupid reason! Do u expect ur partner to be happy and jumping around with joy after u saying “…Hope u inda marah dengan keputusan me…” I don’t think so unless she have another guy to rely on or she have scandal or she is mentally retarded (akai tak da).. Then after a week this lady saw her ex with a new girl… Sakit jua hati alai Bebeh tu!! His reason is wanted to focus on his study actually it’s just a reason to be with another girl… At first I love u forever lah, err sayang sgt2 lah, sumpah me sayang u sampai mati lah, I’d rather die than losing u lah.. hmm wat else? Yeah, Lautan api pun me renangi lah, bila me inda syg u me sanggup kana pancar kilat lah (antah kau), u lah ratu yang bertahkta di mati me… Oh man~

Same goes to lady… Even a guy is hard as stone.. When our feeling being hurt we also cry… LOLs really I don’t lie and it’s even worse than a girl Auwww… I saw my frenz crying… “.. Prof.Ucing.. Si Noyah bah.. dulu bukan main janji nya kan setia seidup semati sama aku… katanya ia sayang berabis even kami bejauhan p putus kan nya aku” Then I asked him “wats her reason then?” Then he said “kata si Noyah ‘Family problem…’ mama inda nyuruh ia bekawan2…” ROFL actually I already expect wat his ex gonna say… Kesian jua alai boi tu! Wat a beautiful reason….!!!Family Problem lah, bapa nyuruh belajar lah, inda dapat couple masa ani tapi abis exam dapat lah (boh lagi tia), abang angkat inda nyuruh be’couple’ lah (hahaha ada g abang angkat tu antah kau!) oh come on!

I knew it was hard when u got obstacle from your family but it can be discuss among you and your partner… Come on my frens! Keep ur promise… I have a fren and he has been single for 4 yrs … kesian bah.. u know… But if u got into this situation please refer to our post (frust) hope u get some solutions there.. That’s all for tonight…

-expression.....-

2009-01-14T02:51:00.008+08:00

Assalamualaikum n hi smua...!!! how r u guys??....ok pada rancangan kali ini kita akan membincangkan tentang several ways to express our feelings ani sama ada ketika dilamun cinta,baru putus cinta dan apa saja yang sewaktu dgn perasaan...pada dasarnya seperti yang kita ketahui...bahawa ada bermacam2 cara meng-express-kan perasan tani atu. so diantara 10 cara nya adalah:

1. membuat lirik lagu,puisi atau syair

2. melukis

3. menconteng2 dinding2 tandas awam/sekolah

4. melukis di meja2 kelas

5. meng-cutter tgn (smbil buat nama si dia..hahah emo ehhh)

6. teriak basar2 dipantai sambil sabut namanya

7. menelipun kristal fm or pelangi

8.menyanyi2

9.becakap dapan ceramin

10.meluahkan arah kawan2 rapat.

ok anyway.....ani adalah diantara saja...nda smua ahh..mana tau ada yg unique lagi ...we never noe...heheh...well regarding bout the pic yg ku upload dalam post sebelum ni...it is a new way that i found it interesting in expressing perasaan tni atu,there is a story behind the pic..hahahha...kebaruan bahh yatah tu aku ah. so my advise disini ..bila kan meluahkan perasaan atu ..biarlah mengena pada tmptnya...n buat yang bisai2...bukannya kan melukis2 dinding2 skulah..mengarat2 tgn,...n byk lagi lah yg nda baik2 atu. here are diantara contoh jua..tapi contoh2 cmana ungkapan2 perasaan kitani ;) :

-"I feel as if I’m not fit to live anymore without you"/ "Aku merasa seakan-akan tak layak lagi hidup tanpamu"

-"I’m going to miss you when you’re gone" / "Aku akan merindukanmu bila kau tiada disisiku"

-"I miss you like crazy" /"Aku tergila-gila kepadamu"

-"You are all that I need"/ "Kau adalah segalanya bagiku"

-"You’re the most beautiful girl in creation I dream" / "Kaulah gadis tercantik yang kuimpikan"

-"I must be faithful to the last" / "Aku akan setia hingga akhir hayat"

-"I am broken hearted" / "Aku lagi patah hati"

-"I am closely related with you"/ "Aku tak dapat dipisahkan denganmu"

-"I accept your adoration from the botton of my heart" / "Ku terima cinta sejatimu dari lubuk hatiku"

-"An aura of honesty surrounded your eyes"/ "Pancaran sinar kejujuran meliputu matamu"

-"The lure of yours is smile" / "Daya pikatmu adalah semyuman"

-"Accept me for what it’s worth"/ "Terimalah aku apa adanya"

menurut salah satu berita yang saya terbaca bahawa meluahkan perasaan ini dapat mengawal kolestrol dalam tubuh badan kita. berikut adalah petikan berita daripada 'human communication research,USA'

"According to a new study in the latest issue of Human Communication Research, writing about affectionate feelings for loved ones may have health benefits for the heart. Participants in the study spent three 20-minute sessions writing about their loved ones over a five-week period and exhibited significantly lower cholesterol levels than their peers."

(http://www.blackwellpublishing.com/hcr)

obviously-nya byk urg yang suffer dari problem yang bermacam2 yang mana adalah menjadi penyebab utama stress. dalam hal ada byk chances untuk cholesterol semakin bermaharajalela didalam tubuh badan kita. "Nearly everyone people with high cholesterol don't experience any noticeable symptoms"(www.natural-treatment-guide.com). The first problem might be chest pain, heart attack or stroke. kerana itulah kita mesti mematai-matai tahap kandungan kolestrol kitani dan kurangi stress dalam kehidupan seharian. untuk keterangan lanjut tentang how to handle stress ni,dipersilakan untuk ke post kami yg lpas2 yang bertajuk 'learn the lesson' dan 'stress~'

sebelum mengakhiri post saya pada hari ini saya sediakan satu kata2 hikmah untuk renungan bersama pembaca2 sekalian;

"jika hati seputih air,janganlah dibiarkan ia keruh dan jika hati seputih awan maka janganlah dibiarkan ia mendung"

so enjoy ur life to the fullest!!!! c ya

adios!

-since 1946...i'll keep it forever just like u too-

rain....rain....rain.....rain....

2009-01-14T02:12:00.004+08:00

the door....

2009-01-14T02:06:00.001+08:00

my superstar....

2009-01-14T02:02:00.003+08:00

single???

2009-01-10T17:02:00.011+08:00

Oh man~~ my life is so so busy. But hey that doesnt mean I stop blogging. Anyway tajuk ku kali ani ialah... Kenapa single?

Sebagai org muda *ahaks! masih muda ni ah* memang selalu dikait kan dengan kehidupan becinta. Maksud hamba atu mesti be gepren bah. Slalu tu kalau kawan-kawan yg lama sudah inda bjumpa, kana tanya tia "siapa tah gepren mu masa ani?" tapi bagi ku it is INVALID! patutnya ia tanya... "begepren tah kau sudah?" atu ngam jua sikit. hehehe... Masa atu I had the chance to review Brunei punya population for 2007/2008, kira the latest lah ni. The age for 17-25, between male and female kan equal. So in methematical calculation, patutnya nada orang single! Somehow, masih jua bah ada orang single ah. Heran hamba eh.. pikir punya pikir, selidik punya selidik, kami pun ahli WPH ada mesyuarat tergempar utk kali pertama pada tahun 2009 di Bangsa-Bangsa Bersatu di Kiulap Mall *ceh! saspen!* anyway, beberapa sebab yang dapat kami kenal pasti

1- appearance. Ini bermaksud rupa bentuk sesorang atu termasuk lah size badan, muka, mata, telingga, rambut dan bulu gigi. Inda kamu heran kah kenapa my bebeh si Maya Karin slalu org rabuti? pasal ia lawa lah. Banar nya org tua-tua "dari mata turun ke hati" awwww~~~ iatah masalahnya ni nah.. bila u nada appearance ani. Tapi banar jua bah.. sapa jua mau bf nya mua macam gear box kan? malu jua me tu kan jln sama ia d mal tu *hahaha!!!* mcm2 jua eh my colleague atu adakah d panggil nya mua mcm gear box. Baik sdh tu.. ada lagi yg ku dangar mua org durang describe mcm "kuah dal" and "macam tarap pacah" HAHAHA!!! Tapi sebenar nya nada bah org bida/hodoh/ugly ani. IT DOES NOT EXIST. pebaik bida, ada jua masih lawa nya. kecantikan adalah milik setiap insan *aeseh~ mcm iklan saja* Mua bukannya kekal selama-lama nya. Tumbuh jerawat abis chia! so dont worry.

2-Sifat seseorang. Ani ia jua ni. Mcm mana tah kan lelaki mengurat bini-bini mun ulah nya mcm ehhh.. malas lah ku kn becakap! *haha.. padahal nada idea tu* Ok. let me give example ah... aku kan mengurat si Pijah, aku tpakai kan ia brabis pasal caranya bejalan atu, mun d liat dri blakang mcm model bjalan *sia sapun~* den ku text ia "hai pijah... u look great today. ada me tenampak u di CLT tadi... hihi =)" den si Pijah pun reply "EH WANG!!! KENAPA KAU LIAT2 AKU KAN!!!! BIAR KAN TIA BAH AKU BEJALAN. KAKI KU! KNAPA KAU ADA MASALAH???" nah... cana th jua lelaki kan urat.

3-Sejarah. Some of us have past relationship that we cherish every second of it. But when things get worst, its hard for us not to think of it moreover to forget. A wound will leave a scar. That similarly goes to a broken heart *awwww~~* People who has a very very bad experience in relationship tends not to go for a new one. For them relationship is pain, agony, hurt, suffer and destruction. So they stay prefer single and believed with their own perception,seolah2 macam berserah pada takdir saja...macam takut karma lah apalah..buat baik dibalas baik..yah atu banar cuma ndakan peristiwa pahit tu menghalang tani untuk hidup bahagia sama seseorang walaupun hakikatnya ya bahagia hidup single..1 day mesti terbuka tu pintu hatinya. tapi sampai bila inda ku tau. "setinggi-tinggi tupai melumpat, jatuh jua aher nya"

4. High taste. some ppl high taste yo.... inda mau-mau. Kalau mua bini2 atu bukan mcm si Paris Hilton or Agnes Monica, inda tia ia mau tu. *ptui~* jual mahal jua eh lelakinya ani. Diri atu mua inda jua setaraf mcm artist. Jgn tah kan artist, RTB pun inda mau menerima! ROFL. Tapi ubaya-ubaya bah kalau kan high taste ani. jgn tah kan ober. Look at the mirror. mun tejeluak mliat d ceramin, paham2 saja. HAHAHAHA!!!

Tapi banar nya banyak pulang sebab lagi kenapa org single. Tapi ani adalah antara yang utama.

bah till then! Bye~

Menjadi 'BULLETPROOF'

2009-01-10T11:00:00.009+08:00

assalamualaikum!!! hi hi guys..here we meet again~~~ hahaha..macam lagu sukan sea Brunei 1999 ehh....anyway topic saya kali ini adalah berkaitan tentang langkah-langkah atau cara yang simple but sexy ketika terserempak atau terclash dengan EX-kekasih tani, atau dalam bahasa indo nya...'mantan pacar'.

sebelum saya menyentuh langkah2 atau cara2 berdepan dgn EX-2 tani...aya ingin bercerita sedikit mengenai apa rasanya ahh???..hahahah ...menurut pengalaman saya sendiri dan cerita2 yang dikumpul dari rakan2 sama ada dekat ataupun jauh, bahawa rasa terclash dengan bekas kekasih ni memang pedih,perit,sadih,sedih,sebak, dan lain2 lagi. anyway tips menjadi 'bulletproof' ni saya tekankan khusus kepada mereka2 yang kana 'dump'...bukan yang men-dump..obviously yang men-dump tu goyang kaki lahhh...

untuk menjadi seorang yang kebal (bulletproof) mestilah banyak "face the fears" kata urg tua2. ..selagi tani belum dpt conquer tu "face the fears" selagi atu tni nda kan jadi seorang yang 'kalis peluru'..tapikannn sakitnya 'face the fears' ani Ya Allah tuhan saja yang tau cmana....seperti dalam lirik lagu "terasa bagai ditusuk sembilu bisa~~" hahah....sooooo dalam erti kata lain...sakitnya putus cinta ani macam dunia kan kiamat saja rasanya..

so i wanna ask a question dulu...are they any1 mahupun lelaki atau perempuan,yang ada mmempunyai sifat ego dalam diri masing2?...Absolutely 'yes' kann??...for your information this is the time we apply sifat keegoan tani atu berhabis2an..let our ego control tani...please!...

cmana cara jadi ego?..hahah macam mengajar jua...tapi its worth bila di pakai..urmmm contohnya seperti bercakap pada diri sendiri " nada sudu makan ku jua"(ertinya nada sudu makan pakai tangan), "nada kerusi duduk ku jua"(duduk dilantai) n lastly "nada bini2 yang dapat meng-affect kediaku!!!"(buat2 tani atu nda pernah frust)..u noe bila kamu bercakap cmatu arah diri sndiri..dengan sndirinya tani menjadi kuat step by step dan akhirnya menjadi insan 'bulletproof' full-time.sebenarnya banyak lagi cara plg untk menguatkan ego tni atu,atu terpulang kepada individu masing2 untk mengaplikasikan dengan cara2 yang relevan menurut akal. perlu tani ambil tau jua bahawa apa yang saya ungkapkan diatas adalah bukan cara2 untk melupakan..ia adalah cara2 atau tips bila teclash dengan EX-2 tani yang bejurit atu. well cara untuk melupakan belum plg pernah kami discover cmana...unless we ilang akal ataupun meninggal dunia. atu saja. kalau cara untuk menenangkan hati sudah kami pernah bincangkan pada topik2 yang lepas iaitu pada post yang bertajuk 'OH STRESS~' dan 'LEARN THE LESSON"

ok berbalik kepada topik menjadi 'Bulletproof' ni...Selain mengekalkan EGO yang ada...perkara penting yang mesti tani ingatkan jua adalah bawa bertenang (chill,relaks....santai,cool~~....) palinggg penting tu...apa2 keadaan pun jgnlupa tenang (elek shaa...) hahaha...selain relaks, tani buat macam angin saja..ignore saja...kan diliat pun sakit saja ati kan???...jgntah pedulikan kali2..kan diingaukan punnnn ya bek masa ya ingau tani???...duli tia bah ..seperti pantun melayu yang berbunyi:

UDANG SAMA UDANG,

MASAK GULAI DALAM KUALI

BUJANG SAMA BUJANG,

URANG LAIN APA PADULI!

hahah so kesimpulannya......Never ever lupa 3 perkara penting iaitu:

1. ego tah bahhhh~~

2. relaksss bah dude!!

thennn...

3. ignore saja tia bahh..sakit ja utak mikirkan!

hahahah c ya...bubye~~~

*winks*

SWEET talk (part 2)

2009-01-10T04:52:00.003+08:00

hi hi assalamualaikum ...how r u smuaaa???...ok disini saya akan menyambung tentang dua kategori sweet talk ani...sebelum menyentuh lebih jauh...perlu kita ingat bahawa 'sweet talker' ni bukanlah sesuatu penipuan.. contoh paling simple `SHE said "dear~~ sorry ahh kalau hadiah me ni nda seberapa mahal"...HE said " nda apa tu sayanggg...maybe banar hadiah atu murah...tapikan....the 1 who give the hadiah atu bahh mahal andddddd thennnnn me sayang iaaaa..~~" so dari konteks itu...we can see that no penipuan at all. it is true hadiah atu murah and it is true jua the 1 yang membari hadiah atu mahal pasalnya we cant buy SHE. sweet talker ni jz untuk menyamankan suasana and membuat seseorang atu tersenyum (daripada marung2 kannn...) contoh lain yang paling simple lagi is....'SHE said "dear ani kuat tidurrr ehhhh di miscolll pun nda pandai sadarrr...naleh jua me tunggu tuuuu" ....HE answered " sayanggg me tu nda mau bangun pasal siuk sudah bahh mimpikan u ahhh"....see that???...need another example??..ok i'll tell u karang...urmmm after this saya akan masuk tentang topik destructive sweet talker yang mana secara logiknya dapat kita pikirkan sendiri daripada words destructive itu sendiri.

DESTRUCTIVE

ok sini saya nda perlu kali kan memanjang2kan cerita...as i noe...tani smua shud understand sudah apa dia erti destructive ni. then sweet talker yang dikategorikan sebagai destructive ini adalah satu perbuatan yang hanya untuk suka2 untuk menawan hati pasangnya. iyaaa biasalah suka2 aja kan. so i hope bila siapa2 rasanya sweet talker nya tu kategorinya ani so better elakkan lah sebelum makin disalah guna. suka2 saya maksudkan disini adalah suka2 as in untuk 'pakai buang' ataupun 'habis manis sepah dibuang'..contoh paling senang is bila we berniat kan mengikis harta pasangan2 tani.

CONSTRUCTIVE

actually ani adalah opposite untuk destructive. so bila destructive yang nda berapa baik, constructive adalah yang baik.hahahha ianya sama jua untuk menawan hati pasangan masing2 tetapi ia lebih bercirikan sesuatu yang membina. walaupun ia digunakan untuk suka2 sekadar untuk membuatkan pasangan kitani senyum namun kategori ani bukan untuk yang 'pakai buang' ataupun habis madu sepah dibuang...tetapi ia adalah 'pakai simpan' and 'habis manis tambah manis' ahhahah...logik nda??? so sweet talker dalam kategori ini mempunyai objektif ataupun aim nya sendiri supaya hubungan durg ani berkekalan. tiada kepalsuan didalamnya esehhh~~

ok sebelum sampai kebahagian kesimpulan, saya ingin merumuskan tentang apa yang ada pada topik ini. sebenarnya sweet talk tuu bersifat general ia buleh jadi baik o nda baik.samalah macam ubat yang tani makan tym2 damam kan contohnya panadol, panadol seperti yang kita ketahui adalah painkiller untuk menahan sakit akan tetapi bila tani menyalah gunakannya..apa jadi???...of course ada side effect nya arah tani..it is simple macam nyaman makan ayam KFC tetapi bila telampau banyak makan buleh jadi kandungan kolestrol dalam badan tani makin bertambah. tapi bila luan2 nada kolestrol nda jua dapat...got wt i mean??...banar kali sweet talk ani jahat bunyi nya..sebenarnya kalau nada sweet kan dalam relation atu..macam dull bahh...buringgg nyamu....so sweet talk ani nda jahat bila lurus niatnya...thats all..! hehhe simple bah tuu...

sebelum membuat kesimpulan disini ada satu contoh terakhir dalam kemanisan mulut berbicara..." SHE said " dear~~ me shopping ne masa ani...u bhapa???... "HE said.....owhhh u shopping ni,me nw duduk2 saja angan2kan u....bah jangan lupa ole2 me ahhh n jangan lupa makan karangggg n last sekali jangan lupa ME heheh"...does any1 see ada penipuan dalam konteks atu??..exactly nada plg tu banarnya...its jz how we manipulate the words baaa...

so kesimpulannya...jangan judge sum1 atu dari ke-sweet-an nya...kadang2 tani nda tau, macam...semanis2 kurma atu we never kana diabetis (kencing manis)...so bewaresaja 'destructive sweet talk' ani...how to judge them??...as we know kann "action speaks louder than words" so bila kan tau lagi..refer balik arah tajukkk 'body language'.......

so till here for now...c u on the next topic!

daaaa~~

Oh Guys~

2009-01-09T22:58:00.004+08:00

Hi all… This is very special post cause I wrote this post in the plane on my way to Kuala Lumpur Malaysia… I’m having Seminar here for 5 days then I’m goin back to Brunei… It’s quiet cool writing this post on the plane… it’s like di AWANG-AWANGAN (fantasy) surrounded by clouds and few thousand feet above the sea... The scene is sooo amazing… Hahahah I just love it!

Sumtime we didn’t realized what we are doing cause love like anaesthetic (Like song Aku Dibius Cinta from Yusry and Melly) Auwww… Haha anyway do you know anyone (especially guys) will do anything to get the women of their dreams… I remembered my fren said to me“.. ish Prof.Ucing u know wat!!! Si Alai Bebeh (bukan nama sebenar) atu iatah last cinta ku tu. Gila wah.Sayang ku bebanar arah ia bla bla bla…” After 3 weeks he said that then I saw he got new GF… Hmmm okay Fine~…

And I have a funny story.. This is wat my Father called PALSU~ aka FAKE.. There is a guy, si Alai Boy (not his real name) being asked by his acquaintances (kenalan) Si Alai Bebeh namanya.. “… alai boy.. alai boy…” then alai boy said.. “Err kenapa babe?” (macam iklan Easi ganya hahaha) “Inda bah ~. u sayang me kah” asked Alai Bebeh.. “ Of course lah sayang..napa?” Alai boy said… “Banar kan.. mun u sayang sampai mana sayang u ah???” Alai bebeh asked again.. U know wat Alai Boy said?? With full of confidence and kesucian tahap Gaban he answered “Errrr… Me sayang u sampai mati!!!”… Auwww…!!!! But yet after they together everything is not rite.. At first they like Acha and Irwan Shah dalam ceta My Hearts then catastrophe happened like Tsunami wave in Acheh and Hurricane in US pastu combine with galap in Berakas Beach ROFL (U know water in the sea that suck people and ships in the ocean)

Why??? There is problems with guys.. not all of the guys but some of them… U know a guy will work hard, being romantic tahap Power Rangers (alah lagi tahap Gaban ni),and do anything before they get the girl of their dream but after he got her wat he do??? he relax. He stop pursuing his GF and stop being romantic. Why cause he want to take a break for a while (This is where the problems start!) Then his GF Mengamuk… Just like si Alai Bebeh’s case, he shouted to his BF si Alai Boi “Ai sadang jua u ani!!! Me minta dgni ke kadai sekajap membali sayur sawi n belacan pun u inda mahu kah??? Dulu bukan main u masa mula2 time tani couple… Me sakit di Bandar but sanggup u dari KB ngantar ubat! Ani arah kadai si Ghani inda jauh umah me ani pun u inda dapat… (start tia si Alai Bebeh mengungkit…)..” Then destruction occurs! Eventually they broke up…!

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My Frens… come on…! I knew u want to take a break n having fun with ur frens but don’t forget ur GF (TO ALL LADIES ARE U WITH ME???) hahaha kesian durg. Don’t stop stealing ur GF’s heart (mencuri hati) Even after u married u shud be romantic cause most of the time women loves guy who r romantic! At first u seems to die (kan menangis ganya inda) when ur GF didn’t Misscall’ing’ u but after a yr together u didn’t care! At first every SMS must have “.. ok baby I lap u and I miss u..” but now “.. bah ok bye. Kan tido lu me….” Hey my frens don’t be selfish… Ur Gf is human being so treat them like it shud be… okay… I’m not blaming anyone but we need to treat people like human. Not animal(gila aku tu emosi hahahah) btw this is only advice from us. We knew by doing good things, Allah will do more good things to you. By the way Have a nice day. In a few minutes the plane will land. so C u….

Post From:Prof.Ucing (The Coffee Bean ,Pavillion Mall .Bukit Bintang)

Sweet TALK (part 1)

2009-01-08T17:05:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikum n hye smua!.

i think its not too late untk saya mengucapkan selamat tahun baru hijrah dan masihi...happy new year smua....smoga azam2 baru kamu smua jadi kenyataan ..uhuk..uhuk...sorry aku rasa damam..leher ku kurang sehat..aku sihat plg..jz my leher ja ahah...uhuk uhuk..excuse me...hehe...

ok pada topik kali ini saya ingin untk menyentuh tentang sweet talker2 yg berada dimana2 saja...sweet talker bukan bermaksud mulut sesorang yang berbawu harum atau pun yg sewaktu dengannya...ia adalah salah satu ABILITI setiap individual untuk mencairakan a.k.a memeltingkan diri sesorang yang diminatinya...tidak kiralah lelaki maupun perempuan...dan tidak kiralah hensem,lawa,kacak,macho, ataupunnn mua macam gearbox...

secara GENERALnya...sweet talker ani lebih sinonim kepada sang arjuna a.k.a lelaki.....sooo kenapa lelaki selalu dikaitkan dgn kemanisan mulut nya????...ok let me tell kamu2 smua ahh..lelaki slalu dikaitkan dengan sweet talker is becoz sifat perempuan yang lembut dan pemalu...we seldom nampak yang perempuan pulang yang sweet2 ani..i noe durg sweet tapi..bila kan sweet talk jarang ada..so lelaki dengan sifat nya yang INDA PEMALU hehe inda pemalu as in gentleman lah tu ah...yatah tu pasal nya lelaki lebih berani untk meluahkan kata2 pabila ya suka o tepakai kan c dayang ani...pabila perempuan suka o tepakai arah sang arjuna tampan ni(walaupun hakikatnya mua macam gearbox tapi bila udah suka...smuatah kan ensem tu penglihatannya) hhahhaha...yatah ia diam2 ja tu...gurl jarang atau lebih specificnya ndakan menunjukkan ia tu suka with lelaki atu unless terpaksa ataupun takut lelaki atu lari hahaha...

so disini kami mengkategorikan sweet talker ani kepada dua bahagian.

1.constructive

2.destructive

hahahha ada2 saja ayt?..andangnya..tuuuu...

i think untuk part sampai sini dulu..sooo we continue part 2 nya untk men-describe pasal dua kategori sweet talker. so c u on the next episode..hahah

adios!

Body Language ~

2009-01-06T17:29:00.004+08:00

Hi all.. How r u..?? we gonna discuss bout kishes and hugs.. before that we shud know that kisses and Hugs are parts of body languages… I really love talking bout this but yet it is complex to explain.. so I’ll make it simple and general so all of you can understand... All of the statements that I giv here is from my readings and understanding (also from stories that I’ve heard).. so I hope this gonna help all of you…

Do you belief that ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS…?? People around the world mistakenly thought that speech is the only way that we communicate! Nope.. Have you heard about Body Language??? Actually it is reflection of our emotional condition on our body.

For example a couple Si Noyah and Her BF si Ahmad went to The Mall Gadong.. During si Noyah busy2 shopping she saw there is a girl name si Siti (ex-girl si Ahmad) talking to si Ahmad (mesra lagi tu).. U know si Noyah suddenly drops all the stuff that she gonna buy.. (menyamal tia inda jadi membali) there is a smoke coming out from her ears and nose(kan jadi Godzilla ganya inda)! After si Ahmad talking to si Siti (ex Girl nya) he goin back to si Noyah.. He is wondering why si Noyah not buying anything cause just now he saw that si Noyah picking up foods and stuff that she gonna buy.. “Eh baby, napa you inda jadi bali barang ani??? Mana tia barang yang baby kan bali ani? Are you ok?” Ahmad is asking… “Entah ah.. Malas me kan Membali.. kan tido me. Bah Lakas balik” Said Si Noyah.

Inside the car it is silent like angel is passing by… Si Noyah is crossing her hand.. And si Ahmad is wondering why her GF silent like kana tempiling jembalang kuning dalam ceta Histeria.. “Napa baby ni? Baby.. apakan you ah? Tarus2 jua you diam? Ijab jua Alai Bebeh tu” Ahmad asking. “ Me okay ni” si Noyah said but didn’t look at si Ahmad.. “Bah mun okay napa usul you atu mcm kana tempiling Jembalang tanah” Sambung Si Ahmad. “Me okay ni. Entah ah sakit pala me atu” Said si Noyah (eksen nya tu mula2 tadi kan tido kata nya). Okay enough bout that. Have you ever come across this??? Okay when you take a look at Noyah’s speech, she seems okay but her gesture (gerak badan) is not like what she says! When you realized crossing arms signal showing that you didn’t want to listen to anything and close to opinion! That is what Noyah did to Ahmad cause she was Menyamal. She didn’t told si Ahmad that she is Menyamal but why did Ahmad realized that si Limah is Menyamal?? It is Noyah’s Body Language.!

We actually learnt about body language since we child but we didn’t realized it. Take a look when children telling a lie.. They suddenly cover up their mouth! Why? because they r not supposed to tell you a lie and they are afraid.

Why people kiss and hugs is very simple! Air and Manisan is asking why people is kissing and hug even they are not in relationship??? The answer is simple.. Someone is fall for you and love you (kana penyakit gila bayang). But the partner is Shy Shy Cat to tell them (malu-malu ucing ‘tahu jua ku lagi’) Actually Hugs and Kisses is Love Gesture… You can see this when there is a family function your cousins, uncles and aunties is kissing your nephew (anak buah) Why? Because you Nephew is cute and adorable! Si When u have been kissed and hugged u already know the answer. You are probably Cute and Adorable LOLs (atu banar). Even your partner didn’t tell you that he/she likes you but you can tell wat really happened by the way he/ she treated you. There is so much to tell about body Language but that’s all for now. If you got any question just put it in

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We're Back ~

2009-01-03T14:50:00.005+08:00

Sorry.. we have been fixing our blog for the last 2 days cause we realized that we shud make our blog more cathcy and attractive.. I need to sleep after this cause that HTML thingy make me headache!!! But thanx for bloggers out there who made tips and tricks blog which really help me. This is the URL (http://tricks-for-new-bloggers.blogspot.com/) there is also a few more helpful blogs. (in case u need help in changing ur template and everything).

Actually we only made a few adjustments and designed our new header.... Is it ok?? We really need responds and comments from all of you.. If there is any suggestions just put it in our new WPH CHIT CHAT BOX.. See ya

Oh 2009 ~

2009-01-01T16:37:00.008+08:00

Happy New year and Selamat tahun baru Hijrah to all readers… okay… this is the first post we made this yr. So I’m gonna talk about Hijrah (migrate).. Last Friday’s sermon have explaining bout this. Then sumthing pops in my mind.. yeah we shud migrate actually from bad to good and good to better. It doesn’t matter if u still single or u in relationship (couple). A few advice from us so I’m gonna break this topic into 2 parts

1st part – For Single Club

I know there is some parts in ur soul that is empty.. don’t worry, Allah has plan for us… if u just broke up last month, last year or last 2 year or even last 20 years don’t be mad… I knew it’s hard to accept just like Malay’s pantun:

Pergi mengembara menaiki kuda

Singgah di China membeli mercun

Kalau Hilang Cinta Adinda

Sanggup Kanda Meminum Racun

If u in that situation plz don’t do sumthing stupid or u’ll be a loser! Do u think waking up in the morning thinking of problems gonna solves ur problems? I don’t think sooo… So what are u waiting for? Now it’s a new year so fill ur self with spirits and new determination that u gonna be a winner! Enjoy this life to the fullest with happiness and joy

There is so many things u can do.. why are u keeping ur self in ur sadness.. get up and fight.. U the one who responsible for ur happiness… So share ur happiness with ur friends okay? Life is full of greatness so don’t waste ur life bebeh! Always remember there is someone who has more complicated problems compare to you. so COME ON!!! GET UP.

2nd Part – For those who in relationship

Ok even we just moved into a new year doesn’t mean that u shud have a new partner or new scandal or whatever… My frens always said” .. oh come on.. sekali sekala makan luar, bila di Brunei aku single lah but bila di luar lain cerita, Kau kena kool beb.. bla bla bla” WTF.

My friends, do u know how it feels when ur partner do the same to you? Ok enough bout that… I give u some tips before u wanna do sumthing. I don’t know if it’s works it but most of the time it worked for me… It is simple.. every time u wanna do sumthing or anything just remember to think what if my partner do this to me..?? Am I happy or not? Am I feeling love or I feel like s**t?

For example: Si Limah wanted to go gambus (the only legal disco in Brunei) with her friends. Before that she should think what if her BF do the same like “..hmm kan k gambus ku eh.. hmm kesian jua ku si Bakar (Limah’s BF) ah. Tapi Apa ku buat bila si Bakar ke gambus?? “ Limah takes 2 to 5 minutes thinking what will she feel when Bakar went to the Gambus. She can see that she’ll turn to incredible hulk or turn to Godzilla, She will tempiling si Bakar, She’ll minta putus (tahu jua ku lagi) OMG etc… Ok then she make wise decision not to go cause she knew what Bakar felt if she go to the Gambus… Make sense?

Another example let say a guy name Si Tompok (Mun kan tahu si tompok ani cuzen pupu sekali si Limah) has a wife and two kids. One day si Belang (Tompok’s Friend) want to bring him to Limbang to have servicing (behantam aka cuci plug) “.. Oi pok.. bah jadi k Limbang..?? Keta ku alum servicing ah.. Batah inda besurung atu kali? Bah tarus ku nyuci plug nya. Bah join kau…??” before he make any decision he must remember what does it feel when his wife going with her friend and behantam in Limbang?? “Eh lang, inda ku ikut eh.. malas ku bah, barang cani ani malas ku. Lagi pun aku ada bini dah.. kau lain lah…” With full of kesucian si Tompok rejects his friend’s request.. Phewitt…. Macam banar… Ok enough bout that..

Well what I’m trying to say here is about “Hijrah Diri”. When u feel what u do is wrong please stop. Maybe it bring happiness to you but trust me it won’t be long… It’s nature created by Allah that everything u do good or bad will reciprocates! (KARMA) Let say u have cheated ur partner, one day ur partner cheated and u kedapatan, u suddenly turn to Godzilla and mengamuk.. hey my friend, before u make any actions plz mirror ur self first… When there is problem happened to u don’t use binocular and pointed who is wrong or who is responsible! Take a look in the mirror and see who’s in it!

Haha emosi jua aku tu.. anyway we just wanna everybody to be happy… Hope this post gonna help u in ur life.. That’s all for now.. Heppi new year and drive safe…

Obsession ~ (I'm In Love)

2008-12-30T02:16:00.008+08:00

Hi All…

How r u…??? Hmm.. Hi Sweet17 and ant…It is interesting when I heard sumone is giving a doll in the middle of the nights as a gift.. isn’t it? So…. Today, the topic that we gonna discuss is about obsession … you know things like love at first sight then they fall in love then they keep on thinking that person day and night.. Even when they eat, walk, watching tv and so forth. All they think is that person. So I’m just gonna talk bout the symptoms of people who got this obsession disease.

The first symptom when a guy saw a girl (his crush) he can’t get his eye off them. When they passing by, u’ll watch every steps and every move they made. Ur heart beating so fast everytime u saw ur crush… It seems that ur heart is beating at a rate of 1000 beats per minutes LOLs. It just like that tsunami is bergelora inside ur heart.. Suddenly u are sweating and u’ll suffocate like oxygen is not enough.. Uhuk uhuk… When ur friend ask u a simple question u can’t answer that question cause ur crush is nearby. Auwww….. Rite? Rite?

Ok, then after u get back from ur school or office first thing first is thinking about them rite?. U’ll start playing love music e.g Ku Merindu (Ella), Lagu New Boys (Auwww….), Lagu Obsession , Lagu my Heart (aisehmen….) Lagu Titanc etc etc LOLs… the sounds of music sooo loud (laung-laung alah bunyi azan) Astagafirullah..

Another syndrome is Smiling! This is not crazy but I can say it is semi-crazy . WHY? U can see this obsessed people is smiling 24/7 ..even in the toilet, lecture hall, in the office, driving and yang sewaktu dengan nya… Furthermore this guy only talk bout his crush.. balik-balik macam nada topic lain.. e.g” Eh u know kan si LIMAH wah tadi, I saw her using yellow t-shirt.. sweet eh gila… kali tu ia senyum wah arah aku…kali kan… iatah pastu si LIMAH bla bla bla” this shows that the venoms from their crush start to develop! OMG

They also sensitive with numbers.. let say his crush birthday is on 21st April (214).. Every time they saw number 214 (car’s plate license, truck’s number, numbers on the wall or anywhere) the face of their crush suddenly appears in front of their eye.. Even the numbers is reversed, let say the number is 412 (actually it is 214).. they will tell their friend “eh u know wat kah… nasib jua number atu 412, bila number atu 214 ertinya dapat tah ku tu si LIMAH atu..Eh eh..Si LIMAH atu ku liat cute wah … kali tu si LIMAH… Gila jua tu.. pastu bla bla bla…”(start again the same story yang di cetakan nya balik2 from last 100 yrs) LOLs

Hey lady… When u want to know that a man is talking about you just look at his friend’s behavior. His friends gonna stop talking and staring at you whenever you passing by. Then after that they'll whisper with each other subsequent by laughing (usually evil laugh) haha it shows that someone is crushed over you. OMG This time the gossip starts to spread…

Ok regarding sumone giving u a gift in the middle of the nights or they give you during blind-blind morning (Pagi-pagi buta) obviously because someone is crushed on you Auwww….!! They fall for you and they really really like you!! For obsessed person (especially guys), all they want is to impress his crush.. So they’ll do everything and anything at anytime.. For examples they try to catch ur attentions during lecture time (curi2 pandang Aisehmen LOLs), they wanted to know u better ( a good sign that he is into you) LoLs, calling you in the middle of the night, buying u a food or drinks, try to get ur phone number and email, try to talk to you but shy shy cat (malu-malu ucing), control his handsomeness OMG, his fashion also change since he knew you, they gave u sumthing cute or gifts (dolls, chox, flower etc), they parked his car near ur car (u always didn’t realized this), they look happy whenever they saw you, and the most popular one is they’ll look at your picture everytime before they go to sleep oh sweeeeeetttt...

When this happened to a guy it shows that he is TOTALLY poisoned by his crush. The venom had reach the heart OMG… When u give respond to this guy his world gonna be colorful.. TRY this.. give him a smile! I don’t know whether u believe it or not! But deep inside his heart he will say “ OH yes! Yes! Yes!… OMG she have that angel’s smile, oh LIMAH you soooo cute muah muah bla bla bla..” They can’t wait to tell his friends that u smile at him!!! Really... In addition this obsessed guy pray every morning that they gonna meet his crush today… “Mudahan tah si LIMAH ada karang, rindu alai bebeh eh… Hish… bla bla bla ok enough...Ok guys, that's all for today.. have a nice day.. c ya"

New Gadget

2008-12-28T01:01:00.008+08:00

Sempena pames nya gadget2 apple ni...disini saya ingin memperkenalkan satu lagi gadget terbaru yang dicipta oleh ejen apple. Gadget terbaru ini memberikan keselesaan ketika kita berada di toilet dengan fungsi-fungsi spesial yang telah disediakan. Menurut hasil mesyuarat ahli-ahli jawatankuasa tertinggi 'Badan majlis mesyuarat tandas sendirian berhad (BMT)', dijangka harga bayaran untuk memasuki tandas awam akan naik sehingga 1.50$. Dengan itu bersama-samalah kita menikmati keindahan dan keselesaan tandas-tandas awam dan juga menjaga kebersihannya.

Ejen Pembuat: Apple Mac sdn.bhd

Jenama: Apple iPoop

Harga: Masih dalam perangkaan

Fungsi: Memberi kepuasan maksima.

Tahun: 2009

NO women n0 CRy

2008-12-28T00:30:00.002+08:00

~~no woman no cry~~~:) a.k.a no Galpren no cry~~

any1 agree????(note:this question only valid for a man)....i recently terdgr this song while i was duduk2 sambil menghirup udara asap segar..then i started to think..tik tok..tik tok.tik tok....does men cry too?...hmm actually it is exactly YES!!...lelaki ego?nada tolak ansur?lelaki macho?lelaki gagah?...hahahah, please! tell me! wen there is a man that never cry. dapan2 maybe ndalah mau nunjukkan menangis atu ahha..tapi blakang2 padihhh yoo..keke...macho kah ya gagah kah ya...telasing2 kah ya..tesumpah2 kah ya..hahah they still gonna cry or being frustrated. obvious ayt?..lelaki also ada perasaan,suci kah ya,palsu kah ya,playboy kah ya..hahah they also noe wut perasaan SAYANG mean..

does anyone noe that sekaras2 batu pun ancur jua uleh air ujan pasal ada chemical reaction dalam crack?..does anyone noe sekaras2 basi pun buleh jua patah pasal betagar?..apa tah lagi ganya hati manusia yang ganya di cucuk pakai pisau tambus.....

according to topic diatas..post kali ini dibuat spesifik untuk para2 jejaka GAGAH diluar sana yang sekali2 nda pernah mengakun ya frust...jangan th berlagak cool...akui kelemahan diri atu..cum on man..we lelaki! still hav perasaan ryt???...

c ya!

Hukum Kawin

2008-12-25T16:44:00.001+08:00

Hukum kawin adalah seperti berikut:

1. Sunat, bagi orang yang ingin kahwin dan cukup keperluannya.
2. Wajib bagi orang yang sudah mempunyai pekerjaan tetap atau bergaji yang cukup dan kuat nafsunya. Kalau tidak kahwin, mereka dikhuatiri akan membuat seks rambang.
3. Makruh bagi orang yang ada keinginan tetapi tidak sanggup atau tidak mampu memberi nafkah atau belanja baik zahir mahupun batin.
4. Harm bagi orang yang hanya bermaksud akan menyakiti perempuan yang dikahwini atau hanya ingin memperalatkan wanita untuk niat jahat.

LEARN THE LESSON!.

2008-12-20T03:19:00.010+08:00

assalamualaikum...

hy this is coresspond to Prof.Ucing latest post about what happen to us is only a lesson,...here im goin to add up jua pasal stress ani menurut sumber bacaan dan pengalaman yang telah dilalui...anyway y shud we stress kan?...ahhahah wut a stupid question...

oh well...obviously people stressss only for two reason saja..it is becoz of money n LOVE n maybe pasal byk duit kali..hahahah..urmm ok lets talk about L-O-V-E lah ahh..pasal we will not consulting about duit disini ;) ...

well..well..well...as we noe that love is full of illusion..pada kebiasaanya tym2 becinta ani bila buleh kan idup batah2 lagii..hahah biasalahhh pasal terlalu siuk n obsessed bercinta...hahah tapi bila udah putus kalau buleh th mati awal tu jua..hahha,mana da urg kan bunuh diri tym siuk2 becinta :p...btw relakss lahhh...putus cinta dunia belum kiamat lagi..i understand plg rasa putus cinta atu separuh mati...macam lumpuh seluruh badan rasanya...seperti pantun melayu yg seakan2 berbunyi......

"burung bayan diatas kota,

mati dipanah dewa sakti,

lemah rasa seluruh anggota,

berpisah dengan kekasih hati"...

so..cmanakan handle stress ani?..hahah smoking?drugs?belumba?makan panadol?dgr lagu2 sedih???..tetttttt salah..diantara ubat penenang hati ani is..mendekatkan diri dgn tuhan which is yg paling simple is sembahyang selain daripada berzikir apa...other cara are macam laughing,enjoy sama kawan2(enjoy yg bisai lah ah...)dgr lagu2 yang nda belirik hahah,menyibukkan diri dgn hal2 keraja o skulah, dan macam2 lagi cara yang berfaedah. u can decide apa saja cara kamu lah,wen u do sumting yang kamu nda ingt ur X..yatah udah tu cara kamu..BUTTT mek sure buatlah yg baik2..jgn lah sampai bunuh diri..we noe yang becinta ani nada yg lurus...happy bercinta pun nda jua lurus...angau tia...rindu tia sampai nda temakan,putus cinta apatah lagi..memang sah nda lurus hahahah...well bila jua becinta ani lurus..get wut i mean ryt?...

menurut pengetahuan melalui pengalaman dan pembacaan saya..stress(sakit kepala) pada mulanya terjadi apabila sesuatu itu tidak menjadi seperti yang dirancang..any objection let me noe k..??..to improve ourself from being stress are we MUST:

1.be open

2.feel awareness

3.patience

4.surrender

5.flexibe

6.gain the power

ok here aku/saya/me/myself ...akan menyimpulkan point2 penting diatas supaya menjadikan ia nampak lebih detail lagi..;) pada mulanya untk menhandle stress ni kitani mestilah BE OPEN..maksudnya disini ialah bukan nya open a.k.a naked ok...maksud nya ialah being receptive,menerima apa ada nya dlm hidup kitani..dlm kehidupan ini tani nda nampak kadang2 lesson yg kana tunjukkan atu unless we recognize them. so walau apa pun terjadi baik atau buruk, bercinta atau putus cinta...terima situation atu as a gift...setiap sesuatu yang berlaku tu ada hikmah nya..so terima sesuatu atu sebagai lesson yang patut di pelajari..seperti yang kita ketahui lesson dlm hidup ani are repeated until we learn,logic jua tu kan..bila we keep on repeated the same mistakes n never learn sumtin new..sampai bila2 pun nda kan sukses...nda ja???...seorang kawan telah bertanyakan pada saya..bagaimana kok caranya mempelajari atau mengenali lesson yang dinampakkan oleh tuhan kepada kita??....caranya mudah..menurut dari pembacaan dan penilitian saya ...it is jz a matter of what LENSES the person is wearing at that time...lenses dimaksudkan adalah lenses of resistance and lenses of openess...pabila individu itu memakai lenses of resistance, there will became angry or stress with the situation,so kerana kerasnya kepala durg2 atu..it will prevent their personal growth,jadnya urg yg makai kaca lens ani never learn sumtin from their lifes..hhaahhahah...jadinya pakai lah lenses of openess yang mana kaca lens ini akan membuatkan mereka gain a deeper understanding of what life situations can teach them.

seterusnya ialah feel awareness....awareness ini adalah proses of becoming fully consious...maksud nya tahap kesedaran diri tani..hehe..ani susah sikit ni..sumtym ada individu ani nda pandai sadar diri...cali jua ah..cara paling mudah untuk awareness ni is ceramin diri atu ...liat banar2...hahah...anyone yang telah mempunyai kesedaran pasti nda akan mengulangi kesilapan yang sama...as we know lesson are keep repeated until we learn...so sadar2 th diri...we will never learn bila tni nda sadar diri..*winks*

setelah feel awareness ialah be patience..dalam Ugama Islam sekalipun banyak menekankan tentang kesabaran...jadinya stress dalam apa2pun we must bersabar jua..we cant expect immediate results dlm kesedaran dan pemikiran kita yang terbuka...disapointment may happen..so bila ini terjadi learn the lesson dgn penuh kesabaran,

selepas itu pula ialah surrender..maksud surrender disini ialah bukanya menyerahkan smua kepada takdir..surender jua bukan mengaku kalah tapi it is enhancing our power...apanya urg , bawa relaks lu..chill dulu...:) tpi apa dimaksudkan dgn surrender ani, pengertian surrender ni ialah we surrender the fact atau mengalah dlm keadaan stress...contohnya...'si ahmad telah bekerja keras membuat assignment nya ,setelah beberapa jam membuat lalu bekalan electric terputus dalam beberapa saat..lalu setelah karan buka apa yang dibuat nya tadi hilang semuanya,...dalam keadaan ini si ahmad mempunyai dua choice its either dia bersedih atau stress over the lost pages dlm kerjanya atau surrender dgn keadaan dan start balik membuat semula...??..' ok moral dlm cerita ini are surrender or no surrender reality remain the same..ingat tu!!...

flexible pula ialah being adaptable to change. fleksibel dlm apa jua keadaan. fleksibel ini mengajar us to surrender,be open,bersabar dan meningkatkan lagi kesedaran diri tni...as we noe..liku2 kehidupan kitani nda sama setiap masa..lesson nda sama setiap waktu..so be fleksibel dlm apa jua keadaan sekalipun..accept it seadanya..bersyukurlah apa yg dikurniakan..dlm flexibility ini ia dpt membuatkan kehidupan seharian maupun dunia percintaan lebih mudah dan easy to maneuver. we r the driver for our own vehicles.

yang terakhir sekali ialah kekuatan diri(gain the power)...kekuatan diri ini adalah abiliti seseorang menghadapi kenyataan. boost up ur power!! caranya mudah..pergi kekadai berhampiran dan beli beberapa packet KUKU BIMA..hahah no lah..atu iklan tu ah..anyway it is not neccesary to search for inner power kerana ia memang sudah berada dlm diri individu itu..cuma yang tinggal ialah cara tani mengasah kekuatan yang tni ada tu. how to mengasah power tni tu??...sebenarnya tni sndiri sedar atau nda sedar memang naturaly nya kitani mengaplikasikan kekuatan diri tani tu dalam apa jua keadaan sekalipun. see that cmana stress tanipun we never do sumtin stupid, cmana hitam pun sejarah hidup tani we still jua hidup. it is called the inner power..then apakan dibuat next??...sustain ur power which lead u to freedom and success in life..how to sustain?...be flexible...urmm how to be flexible?...surrender is penting...how to surrender??...be open then sadar2 diri atu..never repeat the same mistakes then be patience..bersabar dalam apa jua dugaan.

ok till here dulu 4 now...see u on the next topic..!!! adios!!!.

Oh Stress ~

2008-12-19T20:43:00.013+08:00

Hi Guys

Today we gonna discuss bout stress… in this post I’m gonna break this topic into 3 parts which is:

1) What causes stress?
2) Impacts! (how is it gonna affects somone’s life)
3) Solution (how to cope with this challengers)

What Causes Stress

Hmm wat causes stress ani jawapan nya banyak… but as u know, most of the time stress is cause by money and love… But in this post I’m gonna focusing on Stress causes by Love..

Stress usually occurs to People who just broke up (putus) with his/her couple. People who got Jelous Tahap Dewa Diseases also stressed bcoz all they think is how to wins competition that doesn’t exist! And people who need attention also stress… Etc etc

When u wanna answer for Stress causes by money, it is nut (kacang) Just make a lots of money..(Few millions) ok tah tu LOLs. Just kiddin.. SMiLLe

Impacts

Frust ani Impacts nya Ya Allah… U know people who just broke up with his/her couple ani thinking that tomorrow gonna be Armageddon (hari kiamat)… Their faces like there is no hope lagi (macam gulaian layu) fuhh…. and it seems that today is his last day to lives, they feel down.. And for teenagers (Students) in Brunei, yang popular is writing his/her ex’s name on their hand using cutter / razor, this shows how much or how deep is their love… oh man…. It's not how deep is you love but it's how deep ur wound are...

In some cases they try to commit suicide (try bunuh diri)… I heard a funny story bout someone who try to commit suicide cause his BF left her.. then she go straight to the toilet and dgn selambanya meminum bleach aka Clorox. She didn’t die and the funny things is she regrets what she did cause that Clorox taste SUX…! There is a myth told by my fren (a nurse of course) that bleach or Clorox didn’t have tendency to kill u, the worst that Clorox can do is just damaging your nerves system..(don’t take this for granted cause this myth haven’t tested by Mythbuster) When u want to commit suicide plz go to high rise building and do bungee jumping.. please make sure dat u didn’t use any ropes hahaha (PLS DON’T DO IT!!!) …ROFL…

There is also stressed people who text (SMS) their couple and saying that:“ SAYANG..!!! me makan 17 biji penadol ni!!! Jangan peduli me lagi” (in facts this people kan menalan penadol pun inda pandai) or sumthing like “ SAYANG, Me BELUMBA KETA malam ani… jangan di MSG me lagi!!!” (but he didn’t owned any car). The famous or most popular text is “ …This is my Last MSG to u… please don’t reply this sms” (but deep in their heart “Ya Allah… Mudahan tia durang reply…”). And do u realized that when someone is stressed this :..( emoticon gonna be synonym with their life?

Stressed people also do sumthing that doesn’t make any sense.. for example they watched movie in cinema alone, someone that doesn’t smokes but now they are smoking or for those who are smokers they will finish up to 3 boxes of cigarattes a day… Damnn...

My friend… Please don’t do sumthing silly… I knew u have problems but every problems has it’s solutions. Trust me, ur problems can be fixed only when u do a lil works and patience. When u read again statements that I wrote above, isn’t it that u need sympathy and u want attraction from people. When u a REAL guy, the lady will think that u are jerk cause u a helpless and can’t think rationally when sumthing happens to you. For a lady, do you think it is sweet when a guy sees your sour face (muka masam). U’ll be a loser when u can’t control ur emotion. Let ur rational minds take controls of ur emotion and ego. I know won't be easy but u have to do sumthing. I can’t guarantee for success but I knew when u didn’t do anything, nothing will happens man. BE A WINNER…. YEAH.. WUHUUUU…

Solution

Ok… The past is not who u are but it is who u were.. U can’t change the past but u always can change the future… My friend.. anything that have happened to u is a lesson… It’s up to you how u learn that lesson. Dr. John Gray said in his books (Mars and Venus on a Date), when u end ur relationship with ur heart closed, then u’ll tend to attract the same relations in the future to occur again.! Be opened minded when u want anything to be awrite. I’ll only put some solutions here.. This solution is what I extracts from books that I read, experienced from people that I heard and Leadership seminar that I attended. (also from website in internet)

First thing first is we have to take a look at this hadith:

Berkata seorang ulama, Ibrahim Al-Khawas RA: “ Sesungguhnya ubat hati itu ada lima perkara, maka ubatilah hati kamu dengan lima perkara tersebut. Pertamanya, bacalah Al-Quran dengan menghayati isi kandunganya. Kedua, mengosongkan perut dari terlalu kenyang atau berpuasa. Ketiga, bangun ( beribadat ) di waktu malam. Keempat, menghampirkan diri kepada Allah ( beribadat ) disepertiga malam dan yang kelimanya, sentiasa bersama-sama di dalam majlis orang-orang yang soleh ”.

Ok hadith above is very clear that Ubat Hati (Medicines for broken heart or stressed people) is going back to Allah… My friends, everything that happened is from Allah. It is Qada and Qadar so u have to peacefully accepts it. Open ur heart. To people whose friend is stressed please encourage them to do as said in the hadith cause most of the people that I meet when they perform a prayer, his friends will said “… nah baru tah kan sembayang, dulu inda kau ingat..” this is very very very rude.. encourage them to do that cause u’ll never know the hikmah or wisdom that u’ll get. My recommendation for you is to read book written by Siti Noorbahyah Mahamood entitle UBAT HATI. Check it out at local book stores.. ada tu cause I’ve seen it di kadai buku di Bandar. It is very good for people who got stressed and screwed up.

Apart from that do u know that u can change ur stress mood in just a seconds! Try this, closed ur eyes… put on beautiful music and start to thinking about ur beautiful past.. start smiling.. then think that ur life gonna be great very very soon… Be grateful for what had happened to you cause there is someone out there had very worst experienced compare to you. Believe me…!

Please don’t listens to sad songs sumthing like ‘memory sekuntum rindu’, ‘hanya tinggal sejarah’, ‘haruskah ku mati’ and wat else? Hmm and yang sewaktu dengannya lah.. plz don’t do it cause it will hurt u more. So why are u wasting ur time listening to songs like this! It won’t change u anyway!

Dr.Fadzillah Kamsah had said in one of his shows. “Once u get up in the morning, start smiling for a while” people will asked “ why should I do that..?”My friend, when u smile, u will creates positive aura within ur minds and body. It will make u feel great for a day as long as there is nothing that distracts ur minds. After u smiles, be grateful that u still alive.

Humor also can help to ease ur depression or stressed! Watch funny movie… There is a lot of funny movie that u can watch at youtube.com. Don’t watch a sad movies cause it won’t help u to ease ur depression. Go out, enjoy ur life with ur friends with happiness and laugh… This is life sooo great.. I love my life so much.. say that words to ur self..

To stress people, share ur problems with love ones (GF or BF). when u stress about ur family or talk to ur bestfriends on how to cope with ur problem cause remember the answers for ur challenges is not only in this blog… Don’t locked ur self in a room cause the level of ur stress gonna be rise. Go outside, have some exercise… see the sky, enjoy the beach, smell the freshness of the atmosphere etc etc.. oh I love this life! Don’t u think that waking up in the morning thinking of problems gonna be just a waste?! Enjoy ur Life man!

Mayb I explain too much… LOLs. But we (WpH crew) is just want to help everyone. Hope this posting help people especially in Brunei… See ya….

Playboy in Brunei: A Critical Analysis

2008-12-19T10:00:00.008+08:00

Selamat munap ebribodeh. Saya si carik hati kembali ke udara terbang tpi nada sayap. As you all know, I is very like to critcise org becinta ani especially cara-cara org kitani. Topik yang akan saya bicarakan kali ini ialah...

Playboy in Brunei: A Critical Analysis, [S.C.Hati, Weekly Love Journal, 2008, WPH university press]

Chewah! Mcm si banar saja aku atu eh. Ada refrence lagi tu. Ok lets proceed with the topic.

Playboy atu pun dlm bahasa melayunya pemain lelaki ani bukan lagi ganjil diantara kita. Malahan jadi satu penyakit disegenap kaum yg tdk dpt d pupuskan hingga ke ahir zaman. Lebih merbahaya dripada HIV aids. Sebelum kita teruskan, adalah lebih baik bagi kita menerangkan apakah definasi playboy. Menurut Warung patah hati, Ia adalah satu sifat yg bertentangan dgn kebiasaan sifat dan perbuatan dlm perhubungan cinta termasuk dri segi fizikal, mental dan emotional ketika ia masih dlm perhubungan tersebut. Sebagai contoh, awg muskapa ada gepren bernama si joyah. Ini adalah perhubungan cinta. Dalam masa yg sama ia suka si tipah (ini emotional) dan d bawanya bejalan (ini fizikal). Nah sah chia ia playboy.

D negara brunei darussalam yang hanya penduduk seramai 370,000 adalah satu halangan besar bagi si buaya darat. Let us do some calculation here. For instance, Si jamil, 25, kawin beanak 3 tapi mau kan be playboy n tastenya bini2 umur 20ish bujang dan basar (pls interpret sendiri apa maksud basar). Expats d negri kita ani let say 50 000. So tolak from the total population. Den tulak lagi org tua, babies, anak2 ancing dan bini2 cawer, nah tinggal sikit bah. Therefore market si jamil is very narrow. Selain daripada atu, org brunei ani ada sifat keakraban dalam masyarakat (social integrity). People tend to know each other regardless from which district they live in. Sebagai contoh… “si Jamil ah… anak si Mamut bah tu… yg tinggal di Kg. Tanjung Rambutan. Bukan org len kami ia ah.… bapa nya besanak kan bis babu… bla bla…” nah. Just imagine ah kalau aku be scandal, kenal bah org kan aku tu. Susah jua tu kan kan kan.

Geographical size adalah juga satu cabaran yang harus di lalui oleh si player. Dengan hanya keluasan 5765 km persegi, d mana saja kita lari kadapatan bah bui. Paham kau tu. Mun kau betian kan si joyah bah, dui ma… inda batah tu ku mengunjar kedikau ah. Hahaha!!!! Ada empat daerah kali saja ah. Do you realize kah yg d Brunei ani tempat bedating is so sikit. Paling popular di mana nah… MALL GDG! Im sure bangunan atu meyaksikan banyak peristiwa sudah. Selain Mall, it must be di Qiulap, di pantai or Empire. Sikit kan… iatah mudah kadapatan ni nah mun bescandal. Sasak ku eh…

Apa lagi ah… Hmm bagiku technology membuatkan aku payah kan bescandal bah. I mean, nowdays semua org ada blog, Friendster, Facebook etc. Mama ku lagi be FB yo! It’s a trend masa ani to put up your pic n the spouse arh profile. So semua jua org view tu… ketahuan chia sekampung si awang ani bescandal. Susah kan… susahlah.

Despite the obstacles encounter by the player, somehow it does not stop one from being scandalous. Biarkan tia kadapatan bah… so what! Putus cari lagi yg baru. Macam tah bungga atu sekuntum. Banar pulang ‘tak selamanya selingkuh itu indah’ tapi jgn selama-lamanya bscandal. Therefore indah chia. Hahaha!!!

Bah bye!

Women oh women ~ (Part 2)

2008-12-16T02:06:00.006+08:00

Hi guys...

Currently we are talking on how to deal with a jelousy women... On my previous post i've been talking regarding a women's behaviour and how to give them support by listening... What I post here is just some techniques. Actually there are more techniques can be use cause different people have different tamperament or attitude..

I'm gonna explain why we should listen to a women when they keep on complaining over a same issue over and over again... There r 3 answer... jeng jeng jeng...

1) The first answer is they don't wanna listen to us (obviously)!

2) The second answer is they are already grown up, so they knew what to do.

3) They wanna everybody know that she is upset, disappointed and sad

A Women is filled up with softness and tenderness... Their feeling is easily being hurt... Jelousy is part of their life! It is like "nasi and gulaian" ROFL. Dealing with a women who has a problems is difficult but always keep everything simple (E.G keep on listening to her)... Worst case scenario is when that women has a disease called "Jelous Tahap Dewa".. This is even harder cause it seems that all our effort is worthless...

The solution for a women who has "Jelous Tahap Dewa" (JTD) disease is very simple... Even simpler than the first solution that i gave on my previous posting. Dr.HM Tuah Iskandar* said in his book (I forgot the title) when someone is easily "merajuk" or they have that JTD disease just ignore them... When she wants to talk let her do so cause human has a limit... When she's tired, that 'radio' will stop. Remember, they knew wat to do. So don't worries.

*DR. HM TUAH ISKANDAR al-Haj, is one of the leading motivator specializing in motivating people of all walks of life from Leadership, Personality, Team Building, Training and Workshops to Educational and Psychology Treatment. He inculcates values and brings fundamental transformation in the lives of people, both locally and globally.

happy birthday

2008-12-15T15:53:00.002+08:00

ucapan hapy buttday ini saya tujukan kepada prof.ucing, semoga panjang umur n panjang segala2nya...hahahah.....yang ke berapa tu?...45 kah?.hahah :) anyway happy2 slalu..hahahahha

Women oh women~

2008-12-15T01:47:00.004+08:00

Hi gurl..

This is Prof Ucing.. okay.. regarding ur post bout GF and BF atu U must know that ,men and women hav different point of view.

OK it's like this.... I have read a lot of books... This is what I found in many books that i've read... (bukan ku buat2 saja). Women sometimes seems to be pessimistic when she found out that her BF is still thinking bout his ex... Bila using our logical thinking, of course lah his Gf atu jelous cause she really really really love her BF... Put ur self in her shoe... Wat do u feel...??? You'll felt that u have been betrayed by ur BF rite...???

OK.. enough bout that.. Now we have to focusing on how to give motivation or advise to her... It's very very simple.. U feel that u shud give her solutions when it comes to problems like this..

Ironically u did't have to, cause women need to express their feeling.. so just LISTEN, LISTEN AND LISTEN to what they gonna say! They will feel better after dat (most if the time)... U must give ur full attention to wat they gonna say...! This GIRL (ur fren ani) 'inda puas hati'... so just listen to her.... They will feel better after their feelings being heard.. 90 percent of the time u should listen to her and the other 10 percent is u need to giv her confidence (in this case u should do that)

Don't you think its just wasting ur time saja when u arguing with her pasal her attitude..?? cause she won't listen anyway. Why don't u just listen to her first... then after ia abis 'bekunyanyang' then giv her confidence... something like " hmm..I agree to what u said...hey u know wat...? i think ur BF ani actually nya good guy cause..." then giv few reasons (positive view of course) cause u know her BF more than us... Then after that ask her again "...Isn't it clear dat he loves u more than dat girl...?? what do u think?". , don't forget to focus on her feeling more! When she wants to 'bekunyanyag' lagi after that please let her do so... U must be a good listener ni when u want ur friend ani ok. Apart from giving her confidence and listening, don't forget to pity her jua.. Sumthing like " Ai kesian jua kau... dapat ku rasa bah yang kau atu sedih..." Let her know that u agree and care for her feelings...

Then for the conclusion giv her confidence lagi... This is wat I do when women came to me and complains bout their BF. Eventually after I listened them, ok tia durang...So why don't u try this technique. Really hope this technique solves ur problems.. ;)

Bday Greetings

2008-12-15T01:14:00.002+08:00

on behalf of the admin, I would like to wish Happy Birthday to our member, Prof Ucing. Umur nya baru masuk 45. Tpi tahun lapas umur nya 46. Makin muda stiap tahun. Inda jua ulah, darah muda. Anyway, enjoy your Bday. May all the sucess be with you. Chill brova!

Frust

2008-12-08T14:27:00.004+08:00

Kali ani aku kan becerita pasal Frust. Frust ani timbul apabila cinta di dusta. Pihak sebalah telah mengkhianati perhubungan yg suci murni. Pelbagai cara untuk mengkhianati perhubungan ani, macam bescandal dgn org lain *ani slalu ni*, bejalan dgn bini2/lelaki2 lain, making dgn org lain, mcm2 lah. Tapi paling bullshit aku pernah dangar is "pasal aku mau concerntrate blajar iatah rlationship kita ani inda dpt d teruskan" padahal ia kan mau be-jolly tu. mcm tah ku inda tau... Boring~

So apa tah rasanya frust ani? gila rasanya yo. inda ku nyayat eh. haha!!! im talking about pure frust ah. Not the fake one. Perkara yg slalu terjadi lah:

-menangis sebelum tidur. Bekurung dlm bilik den bebungkus dlm slimut. den... burst into tears. tsk tsk...
-Kurang rasa makan tapi yg calinya tsliur kan sushi sama KFC
-Bini-bini yg diliatnya d mall atu smua bida. Si X saja yg lawa baginya. Tpi ada exception ni, mun ada yg mua nya iras-iras maya karin ok tu.
-Inda peduli kan apa-apa, mcm kalau mlintas jalan raya atu ah... senghaja tia plahan2. Dlm ati nya, kalau kana langar paduli apa tia eh. Apa jua boleh buat.
-Driving sorang-sorang tgh mlm smbil dgr lagu dygta and drive d jalan semasa si X duduk disisinya.
-Mlintas rumah si X. Mliat rumahnya jadi tah.
-Nada yang ceria bagi si frust. Semua gelap gelita walaupun ia bediri dapan spotlight.
-Kalau tliat brg2 yg kana bgi oleh si X, menangis...
-Bejalan tanpa arah. Kan mau pergi somewhere but end up inda tau...
-Kalau boleh time frust atu tidur memanjang supaya luka di hati inda terasa. *meher~*
-Menyasal sama si X. Start tia menyumpah-nyumpah si X. mmbgitau kawan2 kburukan nya, mcm jarang barus gigi sama bulu ketiak nya panjang smpai ke pusat.

So, apa tah caranya mengatasi frust ani?

Ada beberapa perkara yang boleh di lakukan oleh si frust. Sama ada efektif atau tdk, hamba kurang pasti. Ini tergantung juga pada org atu, sama ada ia jenisnya playboy, setia, alim etc.

-Paling mudah dan selalu dipakai ialah cari bini-bini/lelaki lain immediately after broke up. Pasal nya kalau dgn gf/bf baru, si X inda lagi tekenanag. Lapas break up ani, 'screen saver' si Frust masih si X. So, kalau ada spouse baru 'screen saver' lama secara tdk langsung corrupted. Tpi masalahnya ialah rlationship baru ani everlasting kah?

-Stay single and join the single's club. Ani paling payah ni. bukan apa... biasa be gf/bf, tau2 nada lagi. Inda jua biasa tu. Kan kalau slalunya pukul 1-2 tgh mlm atu operasi bninja, ani d rumah tah ganya liat astro. Kanyat-kanyat jua rasanya eh. Utk stay single ani, mesti ada pendirian yg tegas seperti sblum ia in rlationship lagi, ia mmberi masa utk dirinya utk berdiri dgn kaki nya sndiri. Paling sandi is when si frust mliat org bpigang tgn d mall. ada rasa tu yo. tekenang chia zaman lama nya sama si Tipah *eh siapa lagi tu? hahaha!* Anyway, the point that i want to make here is being single after in a relationship needs and require a strong determination. Postivie thinking is one of the solutions but it cannot be denied feeling such as missing si X or kan be tut is still there.

-Berbalik pada ajaran Tuhan. Ani i seldom see. Ada org lapas break up alim chia. Membaca Al-Quraan, smbhyg, umrah lagi tu utk mencari ketenangan. Org jenis mcm ani percaya akan kekuasaan Tuhan di mana setiap perkara yg berlaku ada hikmah nya. Barangkali ia percaya jua akan konsep jodoh yg sebenar. Ada jua hikmah nya putus atu, dekat diri dgn Allah. kan kan kan... am i correct or right? hehe....

bah atu tah saja utk kali ani. Kalau kamu frust, relaks saja.

True facts of love

2008-12-04T02:35:00.002+08:00

1. King & Queen control, semua tah kan di control nya. baiktah bali kan kereta control. kan control pun sadang2 la.

2. Ice queen ( ego?) klayi bukan tah kan ngakun salahnya walaupun ya salah.

3. No chemistry. inda sefahaman. surang mau ice cream, surang mau chocolate. apakan?

4. Selingkuh? HAHAHAHAHAHA. ketahuannn!!! ani yang paling babi sekali la.

5. No freedom.semua inda buleh, tepaksa tapok2.. sabar sha.

6. Partner gauk2 tawa2 kan be cali kana signal2. kana cakapi "Bisai2 deh ulah atu!" aww sandi.

7. Permission, apa saja mesti tanya. parents nda lagi tanggung tu. bf / gf lah tanggung! haha.

8. Jalan kadai pakai baju sama jenis, sama kaler.

9. Masalah damit jadi masalah basar. macam kan durang klayi pasal tayi wah, sampai esuk2 nda betagur.

10. Ani nda semua la, Penjeles kan mati. senyum arah kawan pun inda buleh. kana tantang tarus!

11. Makan kalau sama sama paksa control, ilang skill kampung. hehehe. Ada jua yg beshare tu makan. Partnernya nda sadar tu yg partnernya sorg tu nda barus gigi apa sal gagas ngaga ia.

12. Online sampai subuh abis tu tebalik2 I love you, I miss you. mwahs.

13. When credit abis kana marah, ada tia yg cakap.. "kenapakan abis credit ah be msg sama urang lain kah?"

14. Mengusut kan mati. barang damit pun kan di kusut kan.. air liur kucing melakat arah baju pun kan menangis.

15. Sweet talker. cakap Together Forever la, janji itu ini.. baru cium bau kantut mental sudah!

16. Couple mesti ~~kissing~~. HAHAHAHAHA. ada bonus. nada yang nda ~~kissing~~, nda ku caya tu. Kiss tgn pipi apa, KISS jua namanya.

17. Mula mula pigang tangan ni, lama lama pigang kepala.... tuhut. Mula2 lambai lama2 bagi ~~fuck~~ .. sama la~

18. Kalau kelayi nda teriak2 nda sah! te sumpah sumpah. words ~~BUDUH~~ kuar.

19. Inda cukup sorang. mau jua ada spare.handal.

20. Kanapatan! kan menipu tapi inda handal.IQ RANDAH..HAHA. bida ehh! BOOO!!!

21. Klayi dalam keta, drive laju2. mesti di takan minyak tu! Pastu break ngajut. Plancit air liur rah cramin dapan. Cian.sawan tia bnr.

22. SARCASTIC. hehe. ada saja kan kana sindir. sabar sha laaa!

23. Inda iklas melayan pasal hari hari jumpa. Baus bah mliat dh. Mkin panjang bulu idung.

24. Handphone 24hrs di tangan. Mcm kwnku tym main bula pun pigang hp bmsn sma gfnya.handal.alum pernah hpnya gugur.main street dh tu.handal~~

25. Tukar2 line, tukar2 handphone, email swap. Rasa bah kn liat mncek sapa dangan bf/gf kuntek.Partner mana tau..mcm msn ada yg spare lagii~

26. LOVE =! CURANG

27. Need time 4 privacy (alasan untuk putus) ada lagi reason yang paling LAME BRABIS.
need space, kan belajar dulu. hahaha.

28. Partner nya msg sama urang lain bukan BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND buat "i miss you more than words?" hahaha. ani termasuk dalam golongan curang jua kali.. heh.

29. Inda kana bagi jadi kemarahan. WAHAHAHAA!! Selalu ni.kalau pgi2 urg masam2 muka apa grenti pasal smalam tu.assume sja..paham2 la.for fun sarapan pgi.AHAHAHA.

30. Baru 2-3 bulan together buring sudah. mau lagi yang baru. kanyang lari.

31. Kalau di tanya "handsome ka ku ni yang?" gf jawab " handsomeee ehh!! Bnr!!" tapi dalam hati (bulu idung nya tekeluar ah.)

32. Awal awal pemalu.. lama lama nda tau malu..

33. Main transfer credit.ada gi pandai bunga bunga cakap “cr me low ni..kapih lagi so masani save2 dulu bmsg” pastu ada tia kana forward kn..hahaha

34. Pengikis! hint ckp baju lawa tia, sampai partner ckp "bahh esuk balikan"

35. Couple mesti liat muvee di cinema. baru romantic ~

36. Anniversary celebrate tiap bulan. abis duit. .haha.

37. Dulu2 nda jumpa sehari kan mati rasanya, masani dh jumpa kan mati plg rasanya.

38. Awal2 mau pujuk, batah2 malas tia kan pujuk. pebaik ia menangis smpai ingus nya di lantai..

39. LELAKI, kalau ada game, bula, kereta, makanan.gitar. jadi GF pertama drg tia. Nda tia drg pedulikan gfnya.ada tia bealasan.dluar ku tdi.

40. BINI2, kalau meliat ceta KOREA handsome2 angau2 , mcm ~~BOUTA~~ sul drg. bf nda telayan.sanggup tu bjaga abiskn 2pack CD aa.alasan tdo..AHHAHAHAHA.lagi tia.

41. ~~(18PL.didelete..hahaha)~~

42. Bejalan kajap ke kadai kaling pun mesti miskol pakai loudspeaker.

43. Kalau nda kana balas miskol kana msg "behapa tu?" kana balas lagi "beria ku tdi" dahto kana tanya lagi "banar kan tu?" membari malas. hahaha.

44. Takut gf/bf inda kana suruh jalan bagi alasan TIDUR padahal bejaur. erm. Ada ni tau ku jua.

45. Partner kana balikan brg, inda pandai besyukur. mau jua yg mahal. branded. eh kira pengikis la jua..

46. Lelaki nda dapat liat bini2 hot. mcm ~~bayi~~ tia usul drg. mun lapar baik asak semua.

47. Bini2 kalau liat bf nya liat bini2 lain kana cubit. Kana tantang lgitu sampai2 ingus bah kuar!

48. Minta ambil, akhir sikit jadi kemarahan. mau jua on time.bini2 ni biasa camni.drg aa nda sadar mun besiap aa kan mati batahnya.laki2 harum2 nunggu smpai kuar bah bau ketiak drg nunggu.

49. Kalau be SMS, ujung2 nya mesti ada words "luv u. mwahs" its a MUST.

50. Friendster, facebook mesti ada gambar berdua.

51. MSN mesti nick nya jiwang2 example : zee’s, zees’s properties.kalau nda pun ada tia nicknya drg buat bad mood la..i don’t trust u la..atu something bekenaan love life drg la tu..

52. Selalu bagi lagu macam "eh lagu ani untuk you ni dangar ahhh"

53. Bila ada urang lain.. minta putus, bila sudah putus menyasal tia kan go back. ~~buduh!~~

54. Abis klayi tamparan muka. abistu ambil uleh arah urang lain. Mulut bauu.makan sampah kah kau kelmarin?hoho

55. Jumpa kawan lama buat inda kenal, kana ucap buang batu la itu ini. pasal takut kana marah. ciannn..

56. Kalau miskol kana reject kana ucap sma urang lain tym atu. hahaha.

57. Da problem sikit2 minta putus.rasa bah..kes baus dah ni..

58. Sanggup online 247 tunggu partner nya online....

59. Kadang2 ada yg tipu parents rasa kn bejumpa, escape sekulah. (kalau parents alom approve) biasanya bini2 illegal ni camni.illegal means below 18.haha.

...

2008-11-04T13:35:00.003+08:00

Dalam perihal cinta-cinta ani kan, ada baiknya kita melangkah setapak kebelakang dan melihat keindahan perhubungan dari segi Islam. Perasaan kasih sayang yang muncul diantara lelaki dan wanita adalah sebenarnya satu nikmat yang Allah berikan kepada manusia supaya kita sedar akan kekuasaan nya. Ini terbukti dalam surah Al-Rum ayat 21 yang ber-erti "Dan di antara tanda-tanda kekusaan Nya ialah Dia menciptakan untukmu isteri-isteri dari jenis kamu cenderung dan merasa tenteram kepadanya, dan dijadikan-Nya diantara kamu rasa kasih sayang. Sessungguhnya pada yang demikian itu benar-benar terdapat tanda-tanda bagi kaum yang berfikir". Dalam surah tersebut juga Allah telah mengingat kan supaya kita kembali ke jalan yang benar sebelum datangnya hari Akhirat. Sesungguhnya Allah maha pengampun lagi maha penyayang.

BORAT!

2008-11-02T04:27:00.002+08:00

Lelaki

2008-11-02T03:16:00.004+08:00

Ok post ku hari ani bertajukan... Lelaki ani setia kah?

Awu lah!! palui tah kali inda... hahaha!!! I often heard bini2 cakap "lelaki ani buaya darat" and "aku inda pecaya lelaki lagi". Tapi yang cali nya next month after putus ada tia boyfriend baru. cana kan tu? Lapas atu ada lagi tu gambar durang bersama arh blog/fs/FB etc bepalukan dgn caption "i love you forever sayang~" Duh!~

Ok back to the topic. Banar nya lelaki ani setia. Banar~ banar~ *pa da yo~* kamu tau apa rasanya kana tinggalkan ani... ani berasas kan pengalaman kawan ku lah ni ah.. bukan aku.. mcm kana tabak pisau rambo 15 inchi di dada den jalan2 sambil ktwa2. catu lah... yg ku maksud kan ialah.. sakit rasanya walaupun bersenang-lenang. Lelaki ani setia hingga ke abut. haha!!!

Tapi inda smua lah yang setia. mesti lah... u know, we live in the world where not evrything is perfect. For example mcm bescandal tia buprin nya esp kalau gf nya yg alim sangat, yg jenis inda boleh kluar malam and text seminggu sekali saja. So bf pun boring tah jua... bukan inda sayang... sayang atu tatap sayang... tpi mau enjoy lah sikit time bujang2 ani.. cari scandal chia si lelaki ani. Nah... kesian si dayang. mati-mati setia ke abut rupanya kana main kan. tsk tsk tsk... tak selamanya selingkuh itu indah. eehh awut jua aku atu. Jahat ah lelaki ani.."kejam you ani... kejam~~~ tipah tertipu bang~" *nuih anyam nih? haha!!*

Having said that, inda semua lelaki buaya darat. Only minority of them. Tapi tempias nya tekana arh semua lelaki. Macam askar bah.. kana label penguratan jua durang, but in reality inda semua. So dont worry bf kamu PROBABLY yang jenis setia.

Eh inda kamu tepikir kah... lelaki kan saja yg inda setia ani? *ptui!* bini pun sama lah jua. Dua kali lima equivalent to square root of seven. huh!~ mun kan selingkuh atu ah.. selingkuh jua tu eh. inda tah kira lelaki, bini2, kawin, single, muda. Asal nya masih benyawa masih ada chances utk selingkuh.

Bah atu saja dulu. karang emo ku.

babai

intro

2008-10-31T03:59:00.005+08:00

Assalamualaikum pipal!!! hahaha!!! hi... welcome to love n respect. Cinta dan hormat

saya si ZACK ngok ngok adalah salah sorang dripada ahli majlis tertinggi Warung Patah Hati (WPH) dan juga penasihat undang-undang dalam perkahwinan. Apa yang ingin kami sampai kan ialah kami ada kumpulah lelaki yang patah hati. Eh bida jua tu ah... mcm loser. hahaha!! jokin.. entah ah aku kana invite oleh MONYET BELANDA tersayang utk jadi author. Aku apa lagi layan lah..

InsyaAllah dalam masa yang terdekat, aku kan becrita.. cerita apa ah.. cerita cinta. beri beri jiwang. so here, jiwang alert is on 24-7. Beware!

Bah atu saja dulu ah... parut ani bebunyi sdh. makan!!!
Bye!